BlackBerry Z10 to be Available in PH on March 19

Good news to all BlackBerry fans! The BlackBerry Z10 has already been launched in the country. In fact, you can now pre-order the said handset. The Z10 will be commercially available on March 19 in all authorized BlackBerry distributors.

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Priced at PhP29,990, it may not be the most affordable flagship smartphone out there. In fact, it's priced higher than the Galaxy S III, Nokia Lumia 920, and HTC and Sony flagships. But yes, it's cheaper than the iPhone 5. Packed with so many new features, the Z10 is indeed the best and most capable BlackBerry smartphone to date.

Be one of the first #BB10PH users by reserving your new BlackBerry Z10. For reservations, click on the photo below:

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Will you be one of the first to grab the coveted BlackBerry flagship smartphone?

Til then...

xoxo Nash

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Exclusive: Annabelle Rama 69 And Her Plans For 2013

It's 2013! Another set of questions for our distinguished Twitter Parody Account. Now we have the always controversial monster mom who is running for Congress - Ms. Annabelle Rama 69.

Let's see what @annabellerama69 has in store for us this Year of the Snake!

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PERSONAL

1. What is your New Year's Resolution?

Wala naman ako new year’s resolution eh. Kasi aminin natin na kahit gaano man kakonti or kadami ng resolutions nay an eh, di rin natin masusunod. Pag may kumontra pa sa sinabi kong to, masyado na siyang dalisay. Pwede ka ng maging susunod na santo papa. Kaloka. Tsaka di naman kelangan new year para magbagong buhay diba? Kung gusto mong imodify ang buhay mo, you can do it anytime. Desisyon mo yan, at hindi desisyon ng pagpapalit ng taon. Nasasayo na kung sa anong paraan ka mabubuhay. Sa mga gumagawa naman ng new year’s resolutions jan,sana naman matupad niyo. Wag kayong magdaya. Kasi kung di niyo rin tinupad. Tama talaga ang mga tinuran kong mga salita para sa katanungan na to. Charaught! Masyado na akong seryoso dito. Well. Hahaha

2. Are there any significant changes on your Parody Account?

Changes? Uhmm meron. Number of followers ko at following.. Literal! Hahaha oh well, ganyan talaga. Hehehe. Uhmm. Ano ba? Siguro nabawasan na ang pagcocomment ko sa mga TV shows. Kasi naman masyado akong busy. At tinatamad an rin akong manood ng TV. At kung manonood naman ako, di ko rin naasikaso twitter. Ayoko kasi ng may ibang ginagawa kapag busy ako sa kakapanood. Gets niyo? Hehehe. Ano pa ba? Ah oo, medyo nabawasan na rin ang pang ookray ko sa mga celebrities. Pero si @kiraycelis araw araw ko pa naman tinitweet. Hehehe. Tsaka parang lalong lumala ang pagttweet ko ng totoong nangyayari sa sarili ko. Bilang kung sino talaga ako at hindi bilang si Annabelle taklesa Queen. Hehehe. Nawala na rin yung mga nagttweet sa akin dati. Di ko alam kung ano na nangyari sa kanila. Siguro busy sa trabaho at baka naman busy na sa love life kaya tumigil na sa pakikipaglandian sa twitter. Ooops! May natamaan ba? Hahaha. Kaya nga si @kiraycelis walang humpay sa pagtweet dahil wala naman pinagkakaabalahang love life, hahahaha!

3. What have you learned in the past year? Did you make new friends? How about enemies?

Learned? Hmm? I learned na mas laganap ang bromance sa twitter kesa sa tivolia seguerra.. hahaha puro ganyan kasi mga laman ng timeline ko. Nakakaloka. Ang dami nila. At ang gwagwapo pa. sa totoo lang halos crush ko silang lahat. Oh my G! lahat ata ng crushes ko ganun. Hahaha mas malinis kasi sila tignan. Maalaga sa katawan. Di tulad ng mga ibang straight, nakikita mo palang eh nababahuan ka na. diba?? Hehehe.. Made new friends? Oo naman, I gained more friends, but just friends. Nothing more. Charaught! Hahaha di kasi ako pwede makipaglandian sa twitter cause I will be taken soon. Taken for granted. Charaught hehehe. Pero nagkaroon talaga ako ng mga kaibigan. At mahal na mahal ko sila. Enemies? Hmm. Lahat ng fans ni Charice. Sila ang mga nakaaway ko. I mean mga umaway sa akin. Ang tatapang nila. Pero papatalo ba ako? Ofcourse not! Diba? Ako pa! ako ata ang reyna ng demandahan. Hahaha

4. Any message to your fans, followers, and/or bashers?

Para sa mga fans ko. Kung meron man. Sana suportahan niyo pa rin ako, ipagtanggol niyo ako, at iboto niyo ako sa eleksyon. Hahaha. Sa mga followers ko same din as my fans. Mahal na mahal ko kayong lahat. kayo ang nagpapasaya sa akin. Sa mga bashers ko naman, keep on following me. Dagdag followers din kayo. Hahahaha at habang dumarami kayo,lalo kong nafefeel na sikat ako. Hahahaha

5. How do you want Twitterverse to remember you this year?

Oh EM! Para naming mamamatay na ako. Chos lang hehehe. Sana maremember nila ako bilang isang mabait at mapagmahal na Annabelle. Matapang, nakakainlove chos!, hahaha uhm mapagkakatiwalaan. Lalo na sa mga chika! Hahaha hay. Patang ito rin yung last time. Baka maiyak lang ako. Hahaha arte! Basta kung sino man ang mga nagttweet sa akin, sana wag niyo akong kalimutan at sana matatak na ako sa twitterlife niyo. Nakaklungkot man at nawala ang iba, wala naman akong magagawa kundi tanggapin nalang ang mga masamang pangyayari na di ko naman inaasahan at di ko ginusto. Yun lang. hehehe

POLITICAL

1. Are you happy that the RH Bill is now RH Law? Why or why not?

Yes I’m happy. Because, women’s health is prioritized. It’s not all about using of contraceptives, but, it’s all about matters regarding the health and well being of an individual in particular to reproductive health. For those who are not in favor of this law, live with it. It’s a law now. If you will not obey, it’s okay. Just be sure you will not go against it. Or else, the law itself will punish you at a certain extent. (wow! English? Senator Miriam lang ang peg? Hahaha)

2. Are you in favor of the Sin Tax Law? Do you think it is effective?

Yes, I’m in favor of this but I think it’s not effective. Why? Because, smoking and drinking are vices that cannot be removed from the system of a person. Remember, if you are into something that gives you satisfaction, you will do everything just to have it. Right? Regarding to this issue, even the prices of these products increased, you cannot stop people on buying these. They will still buy these even if it will cost them big. Filipinos are dedicated to their vices. hahahaha

3. What is your take on the Kasambahay Law?

Kasambahay Law is better than the Sin Tax law. This is by far I think the good law that should have been implemented long time ago. But, I think it will not be followed by all the employers. Especially those who are based outside Metro Manila. Just like those who are located to far flung areas. Those those those, puro nalang those hahaha

4. Should the Freedom of Information Bill be passed this year? Why?

Hmm? I have nothing against this bill. So I think it should be passed this year. (sa totoo niyan, ayoko nalang magcomment dito dahil wala naman akong pakialam. Hehehe. Di naman siguro masama kung wala akong paki sa issue na to diba? Hindi lang naman ako ang tao sa pilipinas. Kaya di ako kawalan kung wala akong pakialam. Hahaha)

5. Who will you vote for in this year's Senatorial/Mid-term Elections? Why? 

As of now wala pa akong idea kung sino ang iboboto ko. Siguro byMay alamko na kung sino ang mga iboboto ko. Pero syempre sana manalo ako bilang kongresista ng Hilagang Distrito ng Cebu. Oha oha. Hehehe.

SOCIAL/TECH

1. Which is the best telco/network operator: SMART, Globe, SUN? Why?

Hmmm? Kung sa mga unli promos lang naman ang pag uusapan ay sa SMART na ako syempre. Dahil super nakakatipid ako. I mean hindi mabigat sa bulsa. Kasi talagang super baba ng promo. Super baba like the baba of Julie ann San jose. Hahaha joke lang. Sa Browsing Promos naman, sa Globe na ako. Alam na! medaling I bypass ang lahat. Kahit walang load nakakaavail ng promos. Hahaha pero naiinis lang ako sa globe ngayon dahil naghihigpit na sila kaya medyo naiinis din ako. Pero ok lang. matagal ko naman ng pinakikinabangan ang Globe. Since 2006 pa. hahahaha not bad diba? 7 years ko ng nagogoyo ang Globe. Sa akin palang lugi na sila hahahaha. Sa Sun naman, wala akong pakialam. Hahahaha!

2. What is your favorite smartphone brand/model and why?

Sa akin, Nokia talaga ako. Kasi talagang malaki ang pakinabang ko sa Brand na to pagdating sa browsing tricks, hacks etc. hehehe kaya kahit marami ng nagsulputan na latest phone jan, eh wala parin tatalo sa Nokia para sa akin. Yun lang. pero kung pagpipiliin ako kung ano want ko if Android, iphone or BB? Mas gusto ko iphone, then android at last ang BB. Ewan ko ba, di ko feel ang BB, hehehe

3. If you can invent a whole new device/gadget/piece of technology, what would it be?

Hmm? Siguro wala naman pinagkaiba sa mga latest phone ngayon, maliban sa battery life. Gusto ko maginvent ng gadget na may long batt life at pwedeng icharge through sound, light, and mechanical energy. Nagegets niyo ko? Hehehe. Basta yun. Hahaha. Hmm? Pwede rin yung ring na pag sinuot mo, eh mamomodify mo ang genetic make up mo through brain inpulses. The way you want it. Oh diba? Every day iba iba itsura mo. Hahaha

4. Where do you usually hang-out? Where can we most likely see you?

Hmmm? Hang out? Ahmm. Wala naman. Sa bahay lang ako palagi. Lalabas lang ako pag niyaya ako nung lumalove life sa akin. Behave kaya ako. Hahahaha. Hay. Wala nga ko kilala sa lugar naming gawa ng di ako nakikihalubilo sa kanila. Kasi mahiyain talaga ako. Hahaha. Ang layo naman ata sa real Annabelle.

5. Why do you think is it more fun in the Philippines?

It’s more fun in the Philippines kasi super exciting talaga ang mga events. Yung tipong siksikan pag may bonggang celebrasyon. Hahaha tapos Masaya pag kainan, ang dami daming masasarap na pagkain sa pinas. Tapos, ang daming pwedeng gawin talaga ng. basta. Can’t explain hahaha. Basta. Enjoy sa pinas. Mas Masaya ako dito. (as if I’ve been outside the Philippines. Hahaha)

SHOWBIZ

1.What is the best TV network: ABS-CBN, GMA 7, or TV 5? Why?

Hmm? Para sa akin. Wala naman hehehe. Kasi nanonood ako sa mga channels nayan. Wala akong favorite station. Kung san ko trip dun ako. Tsaka ngayon, ang pinapanood ko nalang, yung mga ibang segments ng mga noon time shows. Gusto ko kasing tumawa. Masarap kaya tumawa diba? Hehehe. Other than that, uhm mga anime shows sa GMA7. Yun lang. tas GGV ganyan. Ano pa ba? Basta nakakatawa at kumuha ng atensyon ko GO! Hehehe

2. Which celebrity do you think will make it big this year? Why?

This year sa tingin ko mga Kapamilya artist. Yung mga teens. Di ko lang makita ng malinaw sa bolang Kristal ko ang pangalan ng artistang to. Hehehe pero nakikita ko babae siya. Totoong babae ha, hindi pusong babae. Kaya wag ng umasa pa si Enchong. Hahaha. Kasi diba? ABSCBN naman ang magaling magpasikat kesa sa kapuso channel. Poero sana, inaasam asam ko na magkaroon ng malaking break ang wlang kwentang talent ko na si Bubbles Paraiso. My gosh! Alam niyo ba kinikita ko sa kaniya? Nakakahiya man, hindi man lang mafull tank sasakyan ko sa kinikita ko sa kanya. Kaloka. Maganda naman siya bpero wala, hindi siya mabenta. Mas sikat pa si @RyzzaChaChaCha sa kanya. Hay. Di ko lang mabitawan dahil kawawa naman siya, dahil baka bumalik siya sa beer house na pinagwoworkan niya dati.

3. Who is your ultimate celebrity crush and why?

Ultimate talaga? Kaloka! Hahaha. Wala naman. Kung meron man siguro panandalian lang. hahahaha. Short time crush. Hehehe. Pero as of now. Kinikilig ako sa mga kapamilya artists talaga. Lalo na ang mga lalaki sa precious heart romances series. Nakakaloka. Hahaha. Pero di ako nanonood ng mga shows nila. Ayoko sa mga may edad na. like diet, piolo, sam, echo, etc etc. pero si John Lloyd may dating talaga sa akin my gosh. Hahaha. Uhm,sa kapuso channel naman, si Dingdong, Alden, Jake Vargas, pati mga Mr. Pogi finalists. Hahaha pwera yung makapal na kilay ha. Alam niyo na kung sino yun. Halata naman sa kakapalan ng kilay niya hahaha.

4. Who is the most obnoxious celebrity we have today? Why?

Ako? Charaught! Hahaha. As of now wala naman. (mahirap na magsalita baka matalo sa eleksyon) hahahaha. Pero sige na nga, si Willie Revillame. Hahahaha minsan kasi wala na sa lugar ang mga salita niya. Sa totoo lang. tsaka minsan si Vice medyo below the belt na ang banat. Perpekto lang teh? Grabe heheh. Pero wala akong galit sa mga yan ha. Pansin ko lang eh OBNOXIOUS sila. (oha! Kalian niyong naintindihan ko yung word nay un. Hahaha chos lang!)

5. Can you tell us a well-kept showbiz secret that many of us don't know?

Gosh! Bakla talaga si Mond. Hahahaha secret yun ng pamilya naming ha. Ewan ko ba bat andaming nagdududa sa kasarian ni mond. Hahaha. Chos lang. oh sige, heto secret ni yves. Yung lalaki na kumekerengkeng kay Myrtle sa PBB. Teka, san na nga ba sila? Laos? Hahaha well heto na, sinabi ito ng isang credible source ko talaga. Tungkol to sa father ni yves. Teacher kasi si Yves sa isang Secondary Level School. Ngayon, nagkaroon ng issue anf erpats niya. Nang molestiya raw siya ng estudyante. Kaya nilipat siya ng school. My gosh! HINDI NA NAPIGILAN ANG LIBOG NIYA. DI NABA NAPUPUNAN NG ASAWA NIYANG MAY SAKIT? Well, di ko lang alam kung interesado kayo sa sekretong toh. Sana naman nashock din kayo. Hahaha yun na!

FAREWELL MESSAGE from AnnabelleRama69:

THANKS AGAIN NASH FOR MAKING THIS SOME KINDA SURVEY FORM PARA SA TEAM PARODY. UNA, GUSTO KONG SABIHIN NA MADAMI PA AKONG GUSTONG IDUGTONG SA MGA SAGOT KO PERO SIGURO TATABI KO MUNA YUN FOR NEXT YEAR. HAHAHA. KAKAENJOY SUMAGOT. NAPAPALABAN ANG TYPING SKILLS KO. HAHAHA AUTHOR LANG ANG PEG SA HABA NG MGA SAGOT. HAHAHA. SANA NAMAN MAGENJOY ANG MGA READERS NG SITE MO. FOR SURE HIT NA NAMAN ANG MGA SAGOT NG MGA SIS AT KUMARE KO SA TWITTER! BINABATI KO PALA SILANG LAHAT. PERO PILA PILA LANG HA. DI KO KAYO MABABATI LAHAT. DALAWA LANG KAMAY KO. CHARAUGHT! HAHAHA ANO BA YAN. ANG LASWA ATA NG MGA TINURAN KO. OH WELL, THAT’S IT PANSIT! TIL NEXT TIME! MWAH! I LOVE YOU! SA ELEKSYON HA! ALAM MO NA! UHM! HAHAHA

------------------------------------------------Q&A ENDS HERE-----------------------------------------------

I would like to thank Annabelle Rama 69 for answering my Exclusive Q&A.

If you can't get enough of Annabelle Rama 69, follow him on Twitter @annabellerama69.

Til then...

xoxo Nash 

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Exclusive: Bimby KalerQUI and His Predictions for 2013

It's 2013! Another set of questions for our distinguished Twitter Parody Account. Now we have the first "normal" son of Krizzy KalerQUI, Bimby KalerQUI.

Let's see what @bimby_kalerQUI has in store for us this Year of the Snake!

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PERSONAL

1. What is your New Year's Resolution?

Well, MOM was afraid that because I make pahirap YAYA all the time she might make reklamo because of the Kasambahay bill. So, I promised MOM na I will be kind to YAYA. And because kuya JOSH is like so payat na now, I promised not to make talon-talon on his belly like a trampoline na. Hehehehehe.  

2. Are there any significant changes on your Parody Account?

Well, my followers might've noticed I make lait-lait MOM's show recently (especially her and tito Robin’s acting). I need an outlet kasi with YAYA eh, so it's MOM I'm making away. Hehehehe. Other than that, I'm, like, still the same as before.

3. What have you learned in the past year? Did you make new friends? How about enemies?

Well, I learned that Pluto isn't a planet anymore. Does that count? Hehehehehe. I like ate dmajaderatoo and ate @CelAscorbicAcid. Ate Maja kasi is, like, so tyaga with reading tweets, while ate Celine's username makes me laugh, and because their personalities on twitter is the reverse of their personalities on Ina, Kapatid, Anak. Seriously, ate Celine is more mataray and ate Maja is more tweetums. As for enemies, I had an early debate with AsiasTweetybird about the US Gun culture, as well as those who make away me kasi I found Sisterakas' cheap humor...well...cheap pero other than that, no enemies. Hehehehe.

4. Any message to your fans, followers, and/or bashers?

Well just keep following me tweeps, whether you're a hater or a fan. Hehehehehehehe.

5. How do you want Twitterverse to remember you this year?

As the cutest Twitter Heckler in existence. Hehehehehehe. And probably the country’s littlest cosplayer…after ate @RyzzaChaChaCha.

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POLITICAL

1. Are you happy that the RH Bill is now RH Law? Why or why not?

Ermagherd, that's the one the Church keep making parinig in homilies, right? I don't get it, why does OUR Church keep saying na anti-RH is the will of God eh I didn't hear the actual POPE say anything about it? Are they saying that God is scatter-brained and his ideals are different depending on the country? It's like so kabobo huh. I'm happy it's a Law na kasi it will help lessen overpopulation. Saka people like YAYA who can't afford to make bili super mahal contraceptives like the sort MOM keeps in her purse palagi can afford it now na diba?

2. Are you in favor of the Sin Tax Law? Do you think it is effective?

Errrr...... not sure. Is that the law where sinners are taxed? Like if you're a Senator and you make kopya the speech of a US President or a blogger, or if you're a Senate President and you make kurakot the money and then bribe fellow senators to make them sunod-sunod your will, or if you're a Policeman who likes to make baril-baril people in Checkpoints? If not, I don't care much about it, YAYA naman makes nguya nganga instead of making hithit cigarettes and MOM drinks red wine and stuff. Hehehehehe.  

3. What is your take on the Kasambahay Law?

Hay naku, YAYA keeps using that as panakot to me and MOM. Pero I think it's nice kasi at least there's a law na that will protect the other servants....err.... Household Help out there. I just wish they're more.... vigilant in making patupad this law kasi I think some people are still not following eh. Basta MOM and I we make sure YAYA has SSS, Philhealth, and even a Memorial plan noh. Hehehehehe.

4. Should the Freedom of Information Bill be passed this year? Why?

Well, can you wait muna for the elections to make tapos? Kasi tito Noynoy is, uhm, making adjustments pa to the national budget to....uhm..... "help" team PNoy eh. The FOI will not retroactively check naman misused funds or something diba? Hehehehe.

5. Who will you vote for in this year's Senatorial/Mid-term Elections? Why? 

Well.... last election I accidentally yelled out "Villar", but this time I can say it without impunity! Yey!!!!  

SOCIAL/TECH

1. Which is the best telco/network operator: SMART, Globe, SUN? Why?

I'm not so sure anymore. @krizzy_kalerQUI keeps saying she's a SMART user pero MOM naman has a GLOBE commercial. It's, like, so gulo huh.

2. What is your favorite smartphone brand/model and why?

Wahehehehe, it's Cherry Mobile kasi tita Anne Curtis looks cute in the commercial.

3. If you can invent a whole new device/gadget/piece of technology, what would it be?

Well….. I’d like to invent a time machine. Pero I don’t want to make biyahe to the past and make bago-bago events. Kasi that might disrupt history. I’d like to go to the future, make nakaw some future technology, and then bring them back and introduce them as Filipino inventions. Oh diba? Hehehehehe.

4. Where do you usually hang-out? Where can we most likely see you?

The PSG kasi are always nakabantay so I can’t make gala much, so I just make tambay sa house, or in Malacañang, or I make sama with MOM wherever they make gala. We spent nga the New Year in LA.
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5. Why do you think is it more fun in the Philippines?

Kasi I live here eh. Hehehehehehe.

SHOWBIZ

1.What is the best TV network: ABS-CBN, GMA 7, or TV 5? Why?
 

I’d say it’s between ABS-CBN and GMA7. ABS-CBN is rich and has malaking operations pero diba GMA has bigger net profits per year? And, not all Kapamilya shows are good, just like not all Kapuso shows are bad. I’m annoyed by people who are those so-called “fantards” of either network, I think it makes people stupid and narrow-minded.

2. Which celebrity do you think will make it big this year? Why?

I think Gerald Anderson will make it big this year….a big a$$ of himself. Hehehehehehe. I just hate that guy after he made loko ate Sarah G. Kaya pala tita Divine made bawal their relationship kasi of Gerald’s womanizing reputation which was proven even before that Kim-Maja thing. As for his issue with ate Kim and Maja, MOM told me to not make pansin daw kasi it’s just a publicity stunt. Pero that’s a secret daw ha, don’t make chismis about it! Hehehehe.

3. Who is your ultimate celebrity crush and why?

Hehehehe, I’m too young pa for that noh! Pero I happen to think that Zaijian is cute….err…I mean Xyriel pala. Hehehehehehe.

4. Who is the most obnoxious celebrity we have today? Why?

Well….me of course! Hehehehe.

5. Can you tell us a well-kept showbiz secret that many of us don't know?

Well….if you promise to not make chismis about this ha? Tito Robin and MOM made plano the whole tampo-tampo thing of tita Marielle as a publicity stunt to help Kailangan Ko’y Ikaw AND Wowowillie, kaso they didn’t anticipate the negative reaction of peeps. Ayun, tito Robin made galit-galit tuloy and make banta those bashers of tita Marielle. Kala nya ha. Eh what if I showed up there kasi I bashed din tita Marielle? Will he make suntok-suntok me? I’ll have him shot by the PSG noh! Hehehehehe.

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------------------------------------------------Q&A ENDS HERE-----------------------------------------------

I would like to thank Bimby Kalerqui for answering my Exclusive Q&A.

If you can't get enough of Bimby Kalerqui, follow him on Twitter @bimby_kalerQUI.

Til then...

xoxo Nash 

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Exclusive: Lovi Poekimo and Her Plans for 2013

It's 2013! Another set of questions for our distinguished Twitter Parody Account. Let's start off with Lovi Poe's twin sister, Lovi Poekimo.

Let's see what @lovipoekimo has in store for us this Year of the Snake!

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PERSONAL

1. What is your New Year's Resolution?

Depende POE kung Saang medium ako maga-appear. Kung sa TV, siguro ang resolution ko eh 1024 × 768 pixels. Pag sa sinehan, syempre dapat 3D akels! Charaught!  

2. Are there any significant changes on your Parody Account?

Naku, mahirap mang aminin, dala ng kahirapan ng buhay ngayon, less na ang mga gala ko of late! Hay I remember once upon a time, kasama ko pa sa concerts si Jessica Sanchez, JLo, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna, etc. Pero recently, heto, more tambay sa ballur!

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Nakakaloka nga, may nag-text sakin na nagyayaya ng outing at ni-forward ko sa aking ka-loveteam sa Yesterday’s Bride na si Rocco Nacino yung text, kaso wala namang nangyari! Akala ko pa naman makakagala na ulit ako!  

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3. What have you learned in the past year? Did you make new friends? How about enemies?

Bigger. Bolder. Richer. Ay, parang kape lang.

Seriously, isa ako sa mga taong hindi naman totally worried sa Apocalypse nung 2012, pero just in case eh nag-stack ako ng mga pagkain sa ballur saka mga sandata in case eh magsi-bangon ang mga Zombies. As for new friends, marami-rami naman ang nadagdag na mga Parody accounts at mga nagfa-follow. As for wala naman, may occasionally nakikipagtalo, pero jusme bukod sa “ingay” lang yan, minsan wala naman ka-torya torya.

4. Any message to your fans, followers, and/or bashers?

Walang iwanan ha!

5. How do you want Twitterverse to remember you this year?

Uy, blogger na rin ako! Ahihihihihihi. Sensya na, air time ko ‘to eh. Dalaw-dalawin nyo naman ako minsan dito→ http://lovipoest.blogspot.com/. May libreng Pichi-pichi ang pang-1000th visitor ko. Charaught!

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POLITICAL

1. Are you happy that the RH Bill is now RH Law? Why or why not?

Ay super happy! Kaso parang hindi pa dama ang effects nya ngayon dahil kulang pa sa push ng government. Kulang pa sa education sa madla, kulang pa sa resources, etc etc.

2. Are you in favor of the Sin Tax Law? Do you think it is effective?

Ay, hindi ako pabor dyan! Kumonti tuloy ang umiinom ng RedHorse na ini-endorse ko! Pati nga si mars Bela Padilla, ayun, nagkukulong ng kusa sa banyo dahil endangered ang Colt45 endorsement nya. Nung una ko ngang nabalitaan yang Sin Tax law na yan, akala ko yan yung sa computer, yung pag mali yung ni-enter mo sa MS DOS, sasabihin sayo “Sin tax error”. Yun pala iba! Charaught!  

3. What is your take on the Kasambahay Law?

Ay keribelles lang naman sya kasi at least may ganyan nang law para sa kanila. Nalilito pa nga lang ako dun sa “Basic needs” probition. Kasama ba dun yung sabon, shampoo, pang-ahit ng legs at kili-kili, deodorant sa kili-kili AT paa, at yung napkin ni Inday? Hindi ba pwedeng share na lang kami like before? Charaught!!!!

4. Should the Freedom of Information Bill be passed this year? Why?

Jusme, dapat nga last year pa eh, pero syempre kailangan pa munang matapos ang eleksyon na ‘to kasi syempre saan naman magsisikuha ng pondo ang mga kandidatong yan diba? Pag may FOI na, hindi na pwede yung mga random road works or mga patagong pag-allocate ng resources ng gobyerno for…ehem…corruption.

5. Who will you vote for in this year's Senatorial/Mid-term Elections? Why? 

Shhh, quiet lang kayo ha? Hindi ko iboboto si Ate Grace Poe kasi hindi nya prinotektahan ang Party Pilipinas from that probation kemerloo! Kaloka! Napag-usapan na namin yun eh. Sabi ko sa kanya “Ate, magse-sexy dance lang kami ni Rocco sa show ha, sana wag kami i-suspend ni Villareal (yung pumalit sa kanya sa MTRCB)” Nag- oo naman si ate Grace at pati si Villareal. Pero ang ending, oo nga, hindi kami na-suspend, pero kaloka on Probation naman! Nautakan nya ako dun ah! Hay naku, multuhin sana sya ni Daddy POE! Ayan tuloy, balot na balot kami sa show, nakatago muna lahat ng mga sexy dresses naming lahat sa Closet ni Mond Gutierrez. Charaught!  

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SOCIAL/TECH

1. Which is the best telco/network operator: SMART, Globe, SUN? Why?

Ahihihihihi, Globe user kasi ako pero I can’t deny na maraming hanash talaga ang network na’to. Alam mo ba, whenever I use my phone kailangang palaging ka-level sya or higher sa table namin sa bahay? Kasi kapag mas mababa sya sa table, literally nawawala ang signal! Nakakaloka! Kaya lang, tinatamad naman akong lumipat, kaya ayun, stick to Globe lang.  

2. What is your favorite smartphone brand/model and why?

Well….ang sabi sakin nina Timmy, Mondy, Lizzy, at Solenn eh Blackberry daw, at itatakwil daw nila ako sa Gucci Gang kapag hindi ko sinabing Blackberry. So ayun, Blackberry nga.

3. If you can invent a whole new device/gadget/piece of technology, what would it be?

Hmmmm. Siguro po dalawa ang iimbentuhin ko. Yung una eh “anti-glutathione Raygun”. Isang tira lang nito eh mawawala ang effects ng glutathione sa katawan ng kahit sino. Humanda ang mga gluta beauties nila Cristine Reyes, Maja, at kung sino-sino pa! Kung ako hindi na puputi pa, aba, walang ibang dapat maputi!

Next is “Anti-Body Enhancement Raygun”. Parang tulad ng anti-glutathione raygun pero ito, tatanggalin nya ang kahit na anong enhancement mo sa katawan. Whether nose job, breast implant or butt implants, pag natamaan ka ng raygun, mawawala lahat yan! Kung ako walang boobs at pwet, damay-damay na rin to! Humanda kayo Kim Chiu, Ruffa, Greta, Julia Montes, etc. Ahihihihihihihihi!  
4. Where do you usually hang-out? Where can we most likely see you?

Ah, dyan lang sa tabi-tabi. Lingon-lingon ka lang sa paligid malay mo andyan na ako sa likod mo. BULAGA!  

5. Why do you think is it more fun in the Philippines?

Wow, medyo philosophical ang answer na’to ha. Kasi ang mga Pinoy, humble at easy going. Hindi tayo confrontational di tulad ng ibang kultura which I think is good kasi it makes it easier to get along with other people. Hindi yung kaunting kibot eh warlahan agad. Bakit mababa ang kaso ng sociopaths satin kumpara sa, say, USA? It’s not the religion kasi may mga Katoliko rin dun. Tayo kasi, mababaw kaligayahan natin. Ang downside nga lang, naabuso minsan kaya may mga taong abusado. At, dahil more kimkim tayo, boringgahan ang mga reality show natin kasi kaunti ang nagaaway.

SHOWBIZ

1. What is the best TV network: ABS-CBN, GMA 7, or TV 5? Why?

Secret! Ahihihihihi. Basta ako I try to watch from both channels as much as I can, kahit TV5, hindi naman ako fantard ng isang channel na naghahabol lang ng retweet all the time (minsan lang).

2. Which celebrity do you think will make it big this year? Why?

Last time I checked, kung hindi man si Nads Montenegro eh si tita Shawie parin ang pinaka-big sa mga celebrity natin. Charaught!

3. Who is your ultimate celebrity crush and why?

Wow, ultimate talaga? Wala namang ultimate. Presently, siguro si Lucho Ayala, yung gumanap na batang Don Juancho sa INDIO. I dunno, parang ang sarap nyang lapastanganin. Saka si Edgar Allan Guzman ng TV5. Sya yung gwapo na parang may angas pero mukhang matalino? Ahihihi, kinikilig ako iniisip ko pa lang sya. At syempre si Lloyd Zaragosa parin at Benjamin Alves. Ahihihihihihihi.

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4. Who is the most obnoxious celebrity we have today? Why?

Siguro yung nakaaway na lang ni miss Maricel Soriano. I’m sorry na lang sa fans ng lalaking ito ha, pero I just think that he’s a douchebag. Para syang lalaking equivalent ng co-star nya dun sa teleseryeng yun na marami rin issue bukod sa pekeng ilong nya. Siguro biased lang ako kasi I love Maricel Soriano.

Ah may isa pa, yung mukhang buwan na lagi na lang naka-plaster ang feslak sa screen pag tuwing nililipat ko sa ABS-CBN. Sa sobrang parati ko sya nakikita eh pag tingala ko sa buwan, aba ayun nanaman yung mukha nya! Nakakaloka!  

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5. Can you tell us a well-kept showbiz secret that many of us don't know?

Secret lang natin ‘to ha! Hindi talaga bad breath si Jake Cuenca. Pinagkalat ko lang yun para walang lumapit na ibang girls sa kanya. At ngayong hiwalay kami, wala paring lumalapit! Effective! Ahihihihihihihi. BTW, alam nyo ba, si Rocco Nacino maliit ang ****. Charaught lang!!!!!

------------------------------------------------Q&A ENDS HERE-----------------------------------------------

I would like to thank Lovi Poekimo for answering my Exclusive Q&A.

If you can't get enough of Lovi Poekimo, follow her on Twitter @lovipoekimo. You can also check my blog entry about her here.

Til then...

xoxo Nash 

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Adobe Releases Photoshop Touch for Smartphones

Last year, Adobe released the mobile version of their famous Photoshop application, which is called Photoshop Touch. Although it was not quite in the same league as its desktop counterpart, the mobile app offered far more features than what you normally expect from a mobile image editing application like PhotoShop Express, Camera 360, and whatnot. And yes, it was limited only to Android and iOS tablets.

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Finally, the application has become available to smartphones. And the new app is available for both the iPhone and Android smartphones.

Here are some of the highlights of Photoshop Touch for phone:
  • Use popular Photoshop features, such as layers, selection tools, adjustments, and filters, to create mind-blowing images.
  • Improve your photos using classic Photoshop features to bring out the best in your photography. Apply precise tone and color adjustments to your entire composition, a particular layer, or a select area.
  • Create something other-worldly using painting effects, filter brushes, and so much more. With Photoshop Touch, the creative possibilities are endless.
  • Make your images pop with graphical text. Apply strokes, add drop shadows and fades, and more.
  • Take advantage of your device’s camera to fill an area on a layer with the unique Camera Fill feature.
  • Quickly combine images together. Select part of an image to extract just by scribbling with the Scribble Selection tool. With the Refine Edge feature, use your fingertip to easily capture hard-to-select image elements, like hair.
  • Start a project on your iPhone or iPod Touch and finish it on your tablet or back in Photoshop at your desk using a free membership to Adobe Creative Cloud. Your projects are automatically synced between your devices.
  • Free membership to Creative Cloud provides 2GB of cloud storage.
  • Work on high-resolution images while maintaining the highest image quality. Images up to 12 megapixels are supported.
Photoshop Touch for phone is available for $4.99 and can be downloaded from the links below:

Download for iOS

Download for Android

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xoxo Nash

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Samsung Galaxy S4 to be Launched at Times Square

So Samsung has finally given out invites to everyone. Yes, everyone! Through its Facebook and Twitter accounts. The big reveal of its next flagship phone, which is the successor to the highly successful Galaxy S III, the Galaxy S IV will take place at Times Square, New York on March 14, 7pm.

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You can be part of this highly anticipated event and witness Samsung's unveiling of the next generation Galaxy smartphone through a live stream from its official YouTube channel.

Are you guys excited?

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xoxo Nash

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