TOP 10 THINGS ON HOW TO DESTROY RELATIONSHIPS...
To think that there is such a thing as "happily ever after"???!!!... better think again! Life could be such a bitch and I'm gonna make sure that I'll do everything to destroy your ill-fated relationship. That guy is such a biatch! He sucks! He is not handsome! Duh?! Why do some people claim that he's the perfect guy? f*ck! He is f*cking ugly! Ewww! Yuck!Bitter? No way! I don't even know him personally. I just saw him somewhere.
And to you my dearest (Nash's becoming so ambitious now, trying to pretend that he's the most handsome), don't be fooled by that pathetic person. He just likes you because of your money... Isn't it obvious that he's so poor. He studies at a school so cheap that even squatters can afford. Disgusting obnoxious creature!
Another thing... My gosh! his face looks like that of freaking Shrek. He looks like an ogre... so ugly, so shitty... better brush your teeth asshole! they're already becoming yellowish and are bout to fall off from your gums filled with gingivitis.
God! How could someone who's perfect fall in love with someone who's not even above average when it comes to physical appearance... grarness.. To your fugly partner, all I can say is: I hate you... I despise you... I curse you... and most of all, I want you dead!!!!
TOP 10 THINGS THAT ONE SHOULD DO TO DESTROY ILL-FATED RELATIONSHIPS:
1. Try to seduce and flirt with his partner...
2. Frame him up because he is so gullible...
3. Secretly date his partner...
4. Hack his online accounts and give him bad publicity...
5. Confront him and punch him if needed for him to realize that he is ugly...
6. Take his partner to bed... (even one-night stand only)
7. Blackmail him and coerce him to leave his partner for goodness' sake...
8. Court his partner... Give things that the poor guy couldn't afford to give him...
9. Kill him with your own bloody hands...
10. If all else fails, have him killed by paying a murdurer... (one shot is all it takes! bang!!!)
Take note: Before doing this, make sure you have the contact nos. of the stupid guy and his partner.
Disclaimer: Make sure that you'll only blame yourself if everything else fails...
Til then...
xoxo Nash







We woke up not that early but not that late either. We ate breakfast- tuna, bread, and KFC chicken leftovers. We went straight to the beach to take some snapshots. We tried to get a tan. Unfortunately, it didn't work for me. So sad. We swam and swam and walk and walk. We decided to go back to the cottage to fix ourselves and prepare for lunch. Aze, Iz, and Peepo still had to finish their marketing management exams. By the way, Azelle and Peepo had a petty fight too. Of course, I couldn't spill the details. Sorry! We ate lunch (I forgot where). We just watched TV for the time being since it was too sunny and if we go out, we might get skin diseases. We decided to go out again at about 5 pm. We waited for the sunset. But prior to that we decided to take a stroll and ended up catching small crabs. We collected some 30 crablets and placed them inside an empty gummy worm container. We dug a hole and placed the container inside and buried the crablets. After watching the sunset. We decided to have a race. We were supposed to run from one side of the beach to the other then get our things and head straight to the pool. During the race, it was kinda amazing that I was the one leading, knowing the fact that Azelle had been a school varsity runner. Anyway, since I got tired easily, Peepo had overtaken me. He took the plunge first into the pool. I was next. Poor girls- losers. hehe Just kidding. We also had fun in the pool. We continued our synchronized swimming steps. And this time, our steps were really furnished. It could be compared to the ones they did in the olympics. Nah, I was just exaggerating. Also, during that time, Azelle and Peepo had their moment together. Yikee. I just couldn't tell the details now for some confidential reasons. We went back to the cottage and decided to eat dinner at the resort's bar and grill. The food was freaking expensive. But it was alright. After that, we took a bath and decided to play cards again. We drank till we got drunk?! As usual Iz and I were wasted. Something's fishy! It seemed that Peepo and Azelle were scheming on us. They tried to make us drunk for them to pursue their hidden agenda. Hmm... To my and Iz's surprise, we both woke up sleeping on the same bed. Rumors have it that Azelle and Peepo slept on one bed. haha. It was my third consecutive day drinking alcoholic beverages.
Day 3 (Our goodbyes to La Union and Saying Hi to Baguio)






