TOP 10 THINGS ON HOW TO DESTROY RELATIONSHIPS...

To think that there is such a thing as "happily ever after"???!!!... better think again! Life could be such a bitch and I'm gonna make sure that I'll do everything to destroy your ill-fated relationship. That guy is such a biatch! He sucks! He is not handsome! Duh?! Why do some people claim that he's the perfect guy? f*ck! He is f*cking ugly! Ewww! Yuck!

Bitter? No way! I don't even know him personally. I just saw him somewhere.

And to you my dearest (Nash's becoming so ambitious now, trying to pretend that he's the most handsome), don't be fooled by that pathetic person. He just likes you because of your money... Isn't it obvious that he's so poor. He studies at a school so cheap that even squatters can afford. Disgusting obnoxious creature!

Another thing... My gosh! his face looks like that of freaking Shrek. He looks like an ogre... so ugly, so shitty... better brush your teeth asshole! they're already becoming yellowish and are bout to fall off from your gums filled with gingivitis.

God! How could someone who's perfect fall in love with someone who's not even above average when it comes to physical appearance... grarness.. To your fugly partner, all I can say is: I hate you... I despise you... I curse you... and most of all, I want you dead!!!!

TOP 10 THINGS THAT ONE SHOULD DO TO DESTROY ILL-FATED RELATIONSHIPS:

1. Try to seduce and flirt with his partner...
2. Frame him up because he is so gullible...
3. Secretly date his partner...
4. Hack his online accounts and give him bad publicity...
5. Confront him and punch him if needed for him to realize that he is ugly...
6. Take his partner to bed... (even one-night stand only)
7. Blackmail him and coerce him to leave his partner for goodness' sake...
8. Court his partner... Give things that the poor guy couldn't afford to give him...
9. Kill him with your own bloody hands...
10. If all else fails, have him killed by paying a murdurer... (one shot is all it takes! bang!!!)

Take note: Before doing this, make sure you have the contact nos. of the stupid guy and his partner.

Disclaimer: Make sure that you'll only blame yourself if everything else fails...

Til then...

xoxo Nash