Meet Twitter's Sweetheart Majadera Salva-DOORS

As promised, I will be featuring Twitter Parody Superstars in my blog. We are now on our second week.

Now, meet Maja Salvador's twin sister, the cross-eyed Majadera Salva-DOORS.

ON COMING UP WITH A PARODY ACCOUNT...

Q: What made you decide to come up with a parody account?

Majadera: me and my friends are big fans of Parody accounts on Twitter, we spend a considerable portion of our time discussing the latest tweets or kabarubalan of the PARODIES (lalo na si @krizzy_kalerQUI at @superstarmarian) then one day naisip namin why not make our own parody accounts? so from there we start choosing celebrities to "parodize" (if there`s such term) after that we started discussing hypothetical usernames (which is unbelievably difficult and complicated) before we came up with our present usernames. (ang haba na hihihi sorry chikadora lng talaga)

Q: What is your edge over other parody accounts? 

Majadera: edge? I don`t think I have one. I just go with the flow. maybe dahil newbie lang ako sa industry na itey? (INDUSTRY talaga? ambisyosa!) besides waley naman competition between parodies, in fact I gained most of my followers dahil sa tulong ng mga SENIOR parodies.. SOoooo many thank yousssss sa inyo mga MARE! ahihihihi

Q: Is it hard to maintain a parody account?

Majadera: moderately hard, ahihihi lalo na kapag sabay mo ginamit sa real account, nagmamali ka ng tweet, pagpapawisan ka ng malapot ahihihi

Q: How do you separate your actual self from your alter ego?

Majadera: Easy, just remember this formula:

Actual me = self-contain, ingat sa sinasabi at ginagawa

Parody = ilabas lahat ng tinatagong KALANDIAN, SAMA NG UGALI, KABALIWAN, KAGAGAHAN, KAEPALAN

(sa mga katweet kow knows nyo na kung vaket akez ganon ahihi)

Q: What word best describes you as a "parody account"?

Majadera: MAJADERA need I say more? ahihihi


HER PERSONAL VIEWS AND OPINIONS...

Q: Are you a Kapuso, a Kapamilya, or a Kapatid?

Majadera: KAPAMILYA

Q: What is your favorite TV show?

Majadera: BE CAREFUL WITH MY HEART! nakakakilig ng pantog ee ahihihi

Q: Given a chance to meet a certain celebrity, who would it be?

Majadera: Anne Curtis, Labanan ng Nguso at Bunganga ahihih

Q: If you could date/marry someone from Philippine showbiz, who would it be? Why?

Majadera: Gerald Anderson, sooo gwapo, macho, yumminezz, mabait, mysterious. complete package. ang swerte ng magiging junakis namin maganda lahi hwag lang magiging BUDOY ahihii

P.S. BOTO skanya MOMMY ko ahihihi hindi sya iirapan

Q: What are your pet peeves? What makes you tick?

Majadera: anetch ang Pet Peeves? ahihihi mayabang, feeling gwapo, snob, makulit, ano ba ang TICK? ahiihi sorry bobita ee

Q: What is your view on the Cyber Crime Prevention Act?

Majadera: It would have been a good law, its just need some polishing. trulagen naman kasi na we need protection, but the thing is some of the provisions are not given much thoughts and can be detrimental for the public. Criminal liability sya so dapat lang na busisiin nila ng mabuti yun batas. make sure na wala sila masasagasaang rights and hindi magiging abusive ang execution. Go lang but need pa ipolish, linawin ang mga dapat linawin (as of now kasi ee vague and general sya) and they should listen to the sentiments of the people kasi tayo yung casualty ng law na yan. I`m not saying that the government should follow what we want, but at least try to lend us their ears, after all we are a democratic nation.

Q: What is your view on the RH Bill?

Majadera: It`s not just about population control! hindi lang yan para sa mga utaw na gustong gumawa pero ayaw mag-alaga ng bagets! medical assistance for women, proper education on sexuality, that`s just some of the important contents of the bill. hindi lng pagdami ng mga bagets na mabaho at galisin sa kalye ang problema, REMEMBER may TULO at kung anik anik pang sakit na nakukuha sa KALIBUGAN.


HER LEGACY AND MESSAGE TO FANS & HATERS...

Q: Any message to your followers/fans?

Majadera: Meyrun ba? ahihihi

Q: What is your message to your bashers/haters?

Majadera: waley akez ganyan, isa lang Hater at basher ko, yong EX ko lang na mukhang nakulam at yon GF nyang mangkukulam ahihihi

Q: Should parody accounts continue to exist? Should they be banned?

Majadera: NATURALMENTE! AHIHIHI they are the LIFE of Twitter! if waley sila masasakop ng mga JEJEMONS, FAMEwhores, PIKON, PANOT, TULO LAWAY, BANLAG, HAMONADANG ARTISTA, BUYAWA, BWAKAW, MAGNANAKAW, TERORISTA ang Twitterlandia.

Q: If you could ban a certain parody account on Twitter, who would it be? Why?

Majadera: None, coz WE ARE FAMILY, I GOT ALL MY SISTERS WITH ME ahihihi

Q: Will you reveal your true identity before the world ends?

Majadera: yes, magtweet pic akez habang kumakandirit sa nagbibitak na semento at nagtatapisaw sa malalaking alon sa dagat ahihihi.

Q: Will Twitter be the same without you?

Majadera: yes, I'm just a nobody here but I`ll never be the same without Twitter. lalo na if mawawala ang mga senior parodies! parang ICE AGE era. DARK AGE, PLANET OF THE APES ang Twitter.

Q: Do you plan to open an account on Facebook or Google+ in the future?

Majadera: No, hindi pa handa ang FB para sa PARODIES at waley akez balak magnemok ng sangdaakmak na pictures ni Maja para may mapost lang sa Facebook na yan ahihihi

Q: How do you want Twitterverse to remember you?

Majadera: I want to be remembered as a person who never gives up in pursuing what she wants. a person who will not compromise her dignity and will not settle for anything less than what she deserves. a person who knows where she stands and knows her ground.

Echozzz lang ahihihihi just remember my name, and remember nobody`s perfect so why BOTHER? ahihihi

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I personally would like to thank Ms. Majadera Salva-DOORS for this once in a lifetime Q&A opportunity. More power!

If you can't get enough of Majadera Salva-DOORS, follow her on Twitter @DMajaDERAtoo.

Til then...

xoxo Nash