Parody Accounts Set Twitter On Fire

To all those Twitter addicts like me, I'm sure you are well aware of the existence of several parody accounts on the microblogging site.

In fact, there are many of them but only a few stand out. I tend to like those whose content focuses more on Showbiz gossips, current events, politics, and pop culture... and did I mention bashing? Oh how I love them when they do it all the time (well, at least some of them do!).

Let's start with the funniest of the bunch, @superstarmarian (Marian Rivera-Dantes). Marian Rivera is famous for being cheap, mal-educated, and yes, the woman behind GMA's main man DingDong Dantes. She's also famous for being a bitch, kulong banyo queen, and barely there English communication skills. This goes without saying that I am NOT a hater of her. In fact, she has one of the most beautiful faces in Philippine show business.


@superstarmarian successfully played on Marian's character and turned her into an instant darling on Twitter. Though the real Marian Rivera used to have her own Twitter account (I don't know if it's still existing), it is @superstarmarian that has captured the hearts of the Philippine Twitterverse. With more than 100,000 followers, she's one of the most popular parody accounts in the country.

What I like about her is that she seems to be very humble (an antithesis to the original Cavitena girl). She expressed her thoughts on current events, politics, show business, and many more. And yes, she tweets them in a very peculiar way, in barok English, if I may say.  Her tweets are definitely funny. She doesn't try hard to get your attention but successfully does so. Sometimes, it's funny when fans of Marian Rivera lashes at her and @superstarmarian appears to never take them seriously.

Last but not the least, I can't get over her Twitter description, which reads "I'm a Psychology," based on Marian's famous reply when asked about her college major. @superstarmarian is just hilarious. I actually hope that the real Marian Rivera would be at least half as nice as her. That way, she'll be loved by more Filipinos.

Let's move on to my other favorite parody account, @krisaQUInoSTD, now known as @krizzy_kalerQUI. The change on her popular Twitter name came after the presidential sister Kris Aquino begged her to change it. While I'm not really keen on @krizzy_kalerqui's change of Twitter name, because that's what made her famous, there's nothing we can do now. She still has Kris's picture anyway.


@krizzy_kalerqui (krizzy kalerQUI) has almost 70,000 followers and boy, I'm not surprised! Her posts are really entertaining. She bashes. She criticizes. She says whatever she wants. She's the real deal! Her posts vary from personal stuff to her advocacy against Globe to bashing celebrities and other personalities on Twitter. But she doesn't stop there. She's known to give away the answers to Fashion Pulis' blind items on his blog. She's also known for her naughty posts especially on late nights. And yes, most of her posts are for Adult's Only. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.

While she hasn't been free from controversy, such as her spat with Jamich, Chris Chug, and some members of the press, she remains to be one of the most influential and most trusted parody accounts on Twitter. This can be proven by the sheer number of retweets being made by her followers, I being one of them. She's also able to trend Twitter topics, at least in the Philippines.

I'm sure playing on the character of Kris Aquino had a hand in making her parody account this popular. After all, @krizzy_kalerqui acknowledges on her profile that she's "the one and only queen of media hype". And yes, she is "brutally honest" like the tactless Kris Aquino. Also, another thing about @krizzy_kalerqui, she seems to be pro-PNoy, which is not at all surprising considering she chose to portray Kris Aquino.

There's much to love about @krizzy_kalerqui as she maintains the balance of good and bad things about the personalities on Twitter and the things happening around us. Some may not like her, but to me, she and her posts are irresistible. And don't forget the #kalerQUI hashtag at the end of her posts.

Last but not the least is @AngeL_LoCkring (AngeL_LoCkring). I'm sure many of you don't know her but as her name states, she is the parody account of one of the countries hottest babes, Angel Locsin. She seems to be a wild card entry on this article. After all, there are many more famous parody accounts on Twitter. But hey, this is my blog and I decide. Haha.


She may have less than 2,000 followers but hey, regular Twitter users hardly have 300 followers. So that's already something. For quite some time, she stopped tweeting but now she is back and yes, she is fiercer than ever. Her posts are similar to @krizzy_kalerqui's. Both of them bash people but who doesn't? And most of her posts are controversial, suggesting they are both entertaining and oh so juicy.

Her posts tend to focus on Philippine show business as well and gives her unadulterated review of teleseryes, news, and whatnots. She also answers some of Fashion Pulis' blind items. And lately, her posts are usually followed by QuiLurky, possibly a play on @krizzy_kalerqui's #kalerQUI.

One thing I admire about her is that she's friendly and she replies to her followers, something that many parody accounts do not do. So, that's a plus for her. Lastly, I believe that she'll also be as famous as @superstarmarian and @krizzy_kalerqui someday (in terms of followers and retweets) for as long as she continues working hard on her parody account.

So there you have it guys, those are the top 3 parody accounts on Twitter, in my humble opinion. Feel free to follow them at your own risk. If you are not into bashing, adult entertainment, and other worldly stuff, then I suggest you delete your account on cyberspace because you have no room on the Internet. Just kidding!

I'm just happy that there are people like them who work hard to keep our Twitter feed more entertaining and less boring. Maybe, one day, you guys too will come up with your own parody accounts. Just maybe...

UPDATE: Check out the Part 2 HERE.

Til then...

xoxo Nash