Fuxene Magalona: Over Exposed!

As promised, I will be featuring Twitter Parody Superstars in my blog. We are now on our fourth week.

She is the daughter of the late Master Rapper, The Man From Manila, Francis Magalona. While she looks like the female version of her father Francis M, don't let her facade fool you. Unlike her father who's famous for his song Mga Kababayan Ko, Fuxene is a barubal and famous for nothing. Like her mother, her big fat mouth sucks the life out of its victims. And did I mention that she's an Iyak Queen? Pa-cry cry pa, di naman bagay. By the way, she's also friends with Majadera and Hotdog Abrenica. Playing on the name and character of Maxene Magalona, please give a warm welcome to Fuxene Magalona (@fuxenemagalona).


ON COMING UP WITH A PARODY ACCOUNT...

Q: What made you decide to come up with a parody account?

Fuxene: I began scanning through parody accounts, and I realized na I can also be like them. I enjoy giving humor to people. And syempre, to meet new kalandians, ay. Sorry. Friends pala. HAHAHAHA.

Q: What is your edge over other parody accounts? 

Fuxene: Hmm. Equality kasi ang peg ko e. Pantay-pantay lang dapat. Pero ang masasabi ko lang, pag may nagtweet sakin, sinasagot ko, kahit madalas e late, babad sa Facebook e. Charaught!

Q: Is it hard to maintain a parody account?

Fuxene: Kinda. Kasi minsan, nasasanay ako na Si Parody ang open sa Twitter, e yung personal account ko pala naka-open, ayun minsan nakapag-reply ako gamit real acc. Basag secret identity lang. HAHAHAHA.

Q: How do you separate your actual self from your alter ego?

Fuxene: What you see is what you get. I am what I am when I am Fuxene, just a lot more fierce and barubal. :P

Q: What word best describes you as a "parody account"?

Fuxene: BARUBAL. PRANGKA. TOTOO. BUANG. :D


HER PERSONAL VIEWS AND OPINIONS...

Q: Are you a Kapuso, a Kapamilya, or a Kapatid?

Fuxene: Either. J

Q: What is your favorite TV show?

Fuxene: Face to face. HAHAHAHA.

Q: Given a chance to meet a certain celebrity, who would it be?

Fuxene: John Lloyd! Mmmm. Malinamnam. *WINK.

Q: If you could date/marry someone from Philippine showbiz, who would it be? Why?

Fuxene: John Lloyd Cruz Why? Type ko sya. HAHAHA.

Q: What are your pet peeves? What makes you tick?

Fuxene: Yung mga pa-virgin. Yung feeling birhen Maria, pokpok naman. :D

Q: What is your view on the Cyber Crime Prevention Act?

Fuxene: Its bullshit. :P Srsly. Retroactive, unconstitutional. Thats how you describe it. Internet is the new diary now, so why oppress people from posting what they really feel? Bobo gumawa nyan. Peace! HAHAHA.

Q: What is your view on the RH Bill?

Fuxene: Im a pro-RH individual. Para sa mga parami ng parami wala naming datung. Para matigil din ang Child Labor. Dapat maisabatas to. J


HER LEGACY AND MESSAGE TO FANS & HATERS...

Q: Any message to your followers/fans?

Fuxene: I lalalalalalalalalooooooveyaaaaah. Keep in touch. Tweet me, Ill tweet you back. ;)

Q: What is your message to your bashers/haters?

Fuxene: I (Fu) Love (ck) You! =))))))))

Q: Should parody accounts continue to exist? Should they be banned?

Fuxene: Of course they should exist. =) Kami kaya ang pamalit kapag snobber ang peg ng mga pinaparody namin. Atleast, kung hindi man sagutin ng mga celeb tweets ng fans nila, kami papalit, kumbaga, pampalubag-loob. :P

Q: If you could ban a certain parody account on Twitter, who would it be? Why?

Fuxene: @DMajaderatoo at @HotdogAbrenica. Echusera yan e. HAHAHA. Joke. Mahal ko yang dalawang yan.

Q: Will you reveal your true identity before the world ends?

Fuxene: Yuz. Papa-eyeball ako, for parodies. AHAHAHA. ;)

Q: Will Twitter be the same without you?

Fuxene: Yes. Im no big individual. Im just here to bring laughs. J And I know, the world will never notice me If Ill be gone. *Tissue please, samahan mo na ng timba. :D

Q: Do you plan to open an account on Facebook or Google+ in the future?

Fuxene: Actually, I have. Both. Kaso personal account sya. If you want to have it just DM me. Ikaw lang ha? :D

Q: How do you want Twitterverse to remember you?

Fuxene: Ang barubal, prangka, at patawa nilang kapitbahay. :D Ay, maganda din pala. Chos!

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I personally would like to thank Fuxene Magalona for this once in a lifetime Q&A opportunity. More power

If you can't get enough of Fuxene Magalona, follow her on Twitter @fuxenemagalona.

Til then...

xoxo Nash