Nads Montenegro and Her Plus-Size Revelations

As promised, I will be featuring Twitter Parody Superstars in my blog. We are now on our fourth week.

Will she finally come clean? Will she now end her rift with talent manager Annabelle Rama? Will she finally lose weight? Well, you have to read her exclusive Q&A below.

She's indeed famous, or maybe she just feels like one. She loves gossips. She loves showbiz. She loves rumors. Did I mention she loves media attention? You've seen her interviews on TV and her courtroom drama. You've seen how she used her kids for her own good - to pay for her bills. She is none other than the arch nemesis of Annabelle Rama. She's larger than life. Her royal fatness, Ms. Nadia Montenegro (@nadsmontenegro).


ON COMING UP WITH A PARODY ACCOUNT...

Q: What made you decide to come up with a parody account?

Nadia: First of all, I'd like to thank all my fans all over the world!

Napanood ko kasi sa Startalk na may fake account 'yung butangerang si Lolit Solis nuon kaya naisipang kong gawan ng parody account si Nadia Montenegro.

Q: What is your edge over other parody accounts? 

Nadia: Siguro mas malakas ang alindog na tipong kahit si Raymond Gutierrez titigasan once maghubad ako sa harapan n'ya! Bwahawhawhawhaw

Q: Is it hard to maintain a parody account?

Nadia: Hindi naman basta walang pasword 'yung wifi ng kapitbahay n'yo. At laging may promo sa internet cafe!

Q: How do you separate your actual self from your alter ego?

Nadia: Pagtulog ako ayun mawawala na sa akin 'yung masamang ispiritu ni Nadia na sumasanib sa akin.

Q: What word best describes you as a "parody account"?

Nadia: Lahat ng positive adjectives!


HER PERSONAL VIEWS AND OPINIONS...

Q: Are you a Kapuso, a Kapamilya, or a Kapatid?

Nadia: Kahit saan basta maganda 'yung offer sa mga junakis ko! Pera lang naman ang mahalaga sa akin.

Q: What is your favorite TV show?

Nadia: Anything anime at t'saka mga romantic comedy basta hindi si Jolina Magdangal 'yung bida! Bwahawhawhawhaw

Q: Given a chance to meet a certain celebrity, who would it be?

Nadia: Sa local siguro si Baron Geisler since naudlot 'yung relasyon namin nuon dahil nilandi-landi s'ya ni Yasmien Kurdi. 'Tas sa Hollywood naman siguro si Tom Cruise.

Q: If you could date/marry someone from Philippine showbiz, who would it be? Why?

Nadia: Siguro si Richard Gutierrez para maabsuelto na ako sa mga kaso ko. (Hi mama Annabelle)

Q: What are your pet peeves? What makes you tick?

Nadia: Wala nage-enjoy sa lahat kahit kaaway s'ya masarap silang asarin pa lalo.

Q: What is your view on the Cyber Crime Prevention Act?

Nadia: Sana tanggalin nalang nila yung Libel kasi tadtad na ako ng kasong libel kay @AnnabelleRama69 pati ba naman sila dadagdag pa! Tama na, Sobra na! Dafuq dava! Bwahawhawhawhaw

Q: What is your view on the RH Bill?

Nadia: Sana maipatupad na 'to sa lalong madaling panahon. Ang mahal kaya ng diaphragm!


HER LEGACY AND MESSAGE TO FANS & HATERS...

Q: Any message to your followers/fans?

Nadia: Sana wag silang mahihiyang kausapin o i-tweet ako para 'di naman ako mag-mukhang tanga sa kaka-tweet 'tas wala naman pumapansin sakin dava!?

Q: What is your message to your bashers/haters?

Nadia: Go lang ng go. Kahit anong pamba-bash ang gawin nyo mga ateng mas maganda pa rin ako sa inyo 'no! (Matira ang matibay sa atin).

Q: Should parody accounts continue to exist? Should they be banned?

Nadia: Oo naman 'no! At t'saka kahit ano'ng gawin nila sa akin mag eexist at mag eexist ako. Actually, 9 na beses na akong nasuspend pero 'eto ako ngayon buhay na buhay dahil sa langis ng El Shaddai! .

Q: If you could ban a certain parody account on Twitter, who would it be? Why?

Nadia: Siguro si @nadzmontenegra. Kakairita gaya-gaya 'yang pakawala ni Sharon na 'yan 'eh!

Q: Will you reveal your true identity before the world ends?

Nadia: Siguro wag na baka bigla akong ikulong 'tas hindi ako maka-attend sa judgement day ayoko namang maging ligaw na kaluluwa! Bwahawhawhawhaw

Q: Will Twitter be the same without you?

Nadia: S'yempre hindi 'no. Isa na akong institusyon at industriya. Kaya once na ma-tegi ako magdedeklara ng state of calamity ang twitterlandia.

Q: Do you plan to open an account on Facebook or Google+ in the future?

Nadia: Actually may FB ako paki like n'yo nalang http://fb.com/nadsmontenegro. Google+ hindi na siguro. Ayoko ng math. Hirap na 'nga akong mag compute ng utang.

Q: How do you want Twitterverse to remember you?

Nadia: Ayoko munang isipin yan at baka naman bigla akong kunin ni Lord. Marami pa akong pangarap para sa mundo at isa na doon ay World peace. Charot! Bwahawhawhawhaw


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I personally would like to thank Ms. Nadia Montenegro for this once in a lifetime Q&A opportunity. More power

If you can't get enough of Nadia Montenegro, follow her on Twitter @nadsmontenegro.

Til then...

xoxo Nash