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I've been an avid fan of Twitter parody accounts since Day 1. During that time, there were just a handful of them and most were considered nuisance. @superstarmarian and @krizzy_kalerQUI (then known as @krisaQUInoSTD) were the most famous ones. Of course, there were several others who started to join the bandwagon, which include the likes of @AngeL_LocKring, @anneKURTISsmith, and @msruffarama. At that time, most of their activities were limited to either bashing, spreading rumors, doing exposes, or just trying to be funny.

Image by @lovipoekimo

In no time, at least 100 other Twitter parody accounts invaded the Twitterverse. And yes, most of them are alter-egos of famous celebrities like the Photoshop queen @lovipoekimo, the eloquent @OfficialCharing and @bimby_kalerQUI, the audacious @Queen_Barubal and @ruffaguchenez, showbiz insiders @annabellerama69 and @LolitSolis56, and the lovely @dmajaderatoo. What I like about them is that they seem to have an opinion on almost every topic imaginable...and that's good. This shows that the people behind these parody accounts are actually learned individuals who are mature enough and capable of critical thinking, and not just some loonies who spend their day doing nothing but tweet. These things matter especially when you consider the sphere of influence that they have. Aside from those I've mentioned, there are, of course, more of them. Not all of them will be your cup of tea but you'll surely be fond of some.

Image by @lovipoekimo

I've seen Twitter parody accounts grow and evolve from mere copycats, just cashing on the popularity of certain personalities, into key opinion leaders. And it didn't take them that long to gain traction...and from having just a hundred or so followers, many of them now have tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of followers. Now, we see a new Twitter landscape with a new breed of parody accounts who command a lot of following like @QueenAshi and @Senyora. It's no longer just about @superstarmarian or @krizzy_kalerQUI. Almost each and everyone of them became relevant and are considered to be an authority by their followers.

Image by @lovipoekimo

So what exactly do Twitter Parody accounts bring to the table? Just how powerful and influential can they be?

Brands

As a marketeer, we were taught that the 4 P's - product, price, place (distribution), and promotions - can build or destroy brands. Now, there are 5 P's, the fifth one stands for Parody. An example of which is @krizzy_kalerQUI who is known to be a supporter and promoter of telco giant SMART. We don't know for sure if s/he gets paid for it but s/he does his/her job well, including derailing SMART's competitors. With his/her thousands of followers, SMART would surely get a boost in sales, account subscriptions, or even in the number of contest participants (for online promos). Another would be @Senyora (Senyora Santibanez) who seems to be promoting the instant messaging app Line.

Trending Topics

In this day and age, only famous people or mainstream events get to trend on Twitter especially worldwide. But with the intervention of parody accounts, teleseryes like Be Careful With My Heart, Walang Hanggan, Ina, Kapatid, Anak, and more recently My Husband's Lover also get the spotlight. I'm not saying that these trending topics were mainly driven by parody accounts, as these soap operas involve celebrities, which often have huge fan bases. In any case, parody accounts definitely have the power to influence trending topics on Twitter.

News

This one is a no-brainer. Since parody accounts are almost always online, they are the first to know about the news when they happen. Naturally, they will also be your source of news if you are following them. Some of them even have tipsters, so they get to inform you about certain events before they reach traditional media.

Witty Quotes

While there are already Twitter accounts that do post witty quotations, jokes, and punch lines like @AngNasaBabaNito, there are still parody accounts that do this like @superstarmarian and @lovipoekimo. Most of the former's posts are funny, witty, and very entertaining. She actually makes Marian Rivera more likable.

So that my friends was how parody accounts changed the Twitter landscape. Twitter will never be the same again because of them. And I salute all the parody accounts out there for their unwavering commitment to entertain, challenge, and educate each and every one of us and the entire Twitterverse.

P.S. In case you haven't read my first write-up about Twitter Parody accounts, click here. There are so many other articles about them as well here.

Here are the exclusive Q&A's with my Twitter Parody friends:

Up Close and Personal with Lovi Poekimo http://ow.ly/esDKh @lovipoekimo

Charing Pempengco Has Finally Come Out (Of Her Shell) http://ow.ly/eubij @OfficialCharing

Ruffa Guchenez Tells All...Bares It All http://ow.ly/eweLR @ruffaguchenez

Getting Personal & Barubal with QUEEN BARUBAL http://ow.ly/ey6qq @Queen_Barubal

Meet Twitter's Sweetheart Majadera Salva-DOORS http://ow.ly/eFmpG @DMajaDERAtoo

Upfront with Vice Gov. Jinkee PacWife http://ow.ly/eNjJk @jinkeepacwife

Bimby KalerQUI Tell-All Interview! http://ow.ly/eU75a @bimby_kalerQUI

Annabelle Rama (Parody): The Monstrous Revelations http://ow.ly/eY7bT @annabellerama69

Nads Montenegro and Her Plus-Size Revelations http://ow.ly/fdsHb @nadsmontenegro

Fuxene Magalona: Over Exposed! http://ow.ly/ffsRP @fuxenemagalona

A Taste of Aljure Abrenica's Hotdog aka Life http://ow.ly/fhllM @HotdogAbrenica

KC Misconcepcion: I Have the EX-Factor! http://ow.ly/fjrzQ @kc_msConcepcion

The Award Goes To...Jillian Award for Her Exclusive Q&A http://ow.ly/fDWZK @jillianaward

Taking Parody Accounts to Superstar Level: Nora Aunor =.) http://ow.ly/g1Rmc @noraAsuperstar

Lovi Poekimo and Her Plans for 2013 http://ow.ly/iiF4A @lovipoekimo

Bimby KalerQUI and His Predictions for 2013 http://ow.ly/imfe0 @bimby_kalerQUI

Annabelle Rama 69 And Her Plans For 2013 http://ow.ly/iq7Hz @annabellerama69

I hope you had fun reading all of their Q&As!

Til then...

xoxo Nash

Banking on the success of its previous franchises, Scary MoVie, or Scary Movie 5, is comedy movie that attempts to be funny, scary, and relevant all at the same time. Starring Simon Rex and Ashley Tisdale, with Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan appearing through cameo, the movie is bound to be a success...or maybe not. I guess you should see the movie to really see what I'm talking about....not!

The story goes like this: Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late.

I must say that this movie is pure crap. I didn't even know why I watched it. Some spoofing might be funny but the acting and the effects were all flat. Rated R-16 in the Philippines, I don't even know why it was given that rating. The more the movie tries to be funny, the more it becomes corny and trying hard. There's not much to say about the movie, aside from being it being a waste of time and money.

RATING: 1 out of 5 STARS

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Til then...

xoxo Nash

It's 2013! Another set of questions for our distinguished Twitter Parody Account. Now we have the always controversial monster mom who is running for Congress - Ms. Annabelle Rama 69.

Let's see what @annabellerama69 has in store for us this Year of the Snake!

PERSONAL

1. What is your New Year's Resolution?

Wala naman ako new year’s resolution eh. Kasi aminin natin na kahit gaano man kakonti or kadami ng resolutions nay an eh, di rin natin masusunod. Pag may kumontra pa sa sinabi kong to, masyado na siyang dalisay. Pwede ka ng maging susunod na santo papa. Kaloka. Tsaka di naman kelangan new year para magbagong buhay diba? Kung gusto mong imodify ang buhay mo, you can do it anytime. Desisyon mo yan, at hindi desisyon ng pagpapalit ng taon. Nasasayo na kung sa anong paraan ka mabubuhay. Sa mga gumagawa naman ng new year’s resolutions jan,sana naman matupad niyo. Wag kayong magdaya. Kasi kung di niyo rin tinupad. Tama talaga ang mga tinuran kong mga salita para sa katanungan na to. Charaught! Masyado na akong seryoso dito. Well. Hahaha

2. Are there any significant changes on your Parody Account?

Changes? Uhmm meron. Number of followers ko at following.. Literal! Hahaha oh well, ganyan talaga. Hehehe. Uhmm. Ano ba? Siguro nabawasan na ang pagcocomment ko sa mga TV shows. Kasi naman masyado akong busy. At tinatamad an rin akong manood ng TV. At kung manonood naman ako, di ko rin naasikaso twitter. Ayoko kasi ng may ibang ginagawa kapag busy ako sa kakapanood. Gets niyo? Hehehe. Ano pa ba? Ah oo, medyo nabawasan na rin ang pang ookray ko sa mga celebrities. Pero si @kiraycelis araw araw ko pa naman tinitweet. Hehehe. Tsaka parang lalong lumala ang pagttweet ko ng totoong nangyayari sa sarili ko. Bilang kung sino talaga ako at hindi bilang si Annabelle taklesa Queen. Hehehe. Nawala na rin yung mga nagttweet sa akin dati. Di ko alam kung ano na nangyari sa kanila. Siguro busy sa trabaho at baka naman busy na sa love life kaya tumigil na sa pakikipaglandian sa twitter. Ooops! May natamaan ba? Hahaha. Kaya nga si @kiraycelis walang humpay sa pagtweet dahil wala naman pinagkakaabalahang love life, hahahaha!

3. What have you learned in the past year? Did you make new friends? How about enemies?

Learned? Hmm? I learned na mas laganap ang bromance sa twitter kesa sa tivolia seguerra.. hahaha puro ganyan kasi mga laman ng timeline ko. Nakakaloka. Ang dami nila. At ang gwagwapo pa. sa totoo lang halos crush ko silang lahat. Oh my G! lahat ata ng crushes ko ganun. Hahaha mas malinis kasi sila tignan. Maalaga sa katawan. Di tulad ng mga ibang straight, nakikita mo palang eh nababahuan ka na. diba?? Hehehe.. Made new friends? Oo naman, I gained more friends, but just friends. Nothing more. Charaught! Hahaha di kasi ako pwede makipaglandian sa twitter cause I will be taken soon. Taken for granted. Charaught hehehe. Pero nagkaroon talaga ako ng mga kaibigan. At mahal na mahal ko sila. Enemies? Hmm. Lahat ng fans ni Charice. Sila ang mga nakaaway ko. I mean mga umaway sa akin. Ang tatapang nila. Pero papatalo ba ako? Ofcourse not! Diba? Ako pa! ako ata ang reyna ng demandahan. Hahaha

4. Any message to your fans, followers, and/or bashers?

Para sa mga fans ko. Kung meron man. Sana suportahan niyo pa rin ako, ipagtanggol niyo ako, at iboto niyo ako sa eleksyon. Hahaha. Sa mga followers ko same din as my fans. Mahal na mahal ko kayong lahat. kayo ang nagpapasaya sa akin. Sa mga bashers ko naman, keep on following me. Dagdag followers din kayo. Hahahaha at habang dumarami kayo,lalo kong nafefeel na sikat ako. Hahahaha

5. How do you want Twitterverse to remember you this year?

Oh EM! Para naming mamamatay na ako. Chos lang hehehe. Sana maremember nila ako bilang isang mabait at mapagmahal na Annabelle. Matapang, nakakainlove chos!, hahaha uhm mapagkakatiwalaan. Lalo na sa mga chika! Hahaha hay. Patang ito rin yung last time. Baka maiyak lang ako. Hahaha arte! Basta kung sino man ang mga nagttweet sa akin, sana wag niyo akong kalimutan at sana matatak na ako sa twitterlife niyo. Nakaklungkot man at nawala ang iba, wala naman akong magagawa kundi tanggapin nalang ang mga masamang pangyayari na di ko naman inaasahan at di ko ginusto. Yun lang. hehehe

POLITICAL

1. Are you happy that the RH Bill is now RH Law? Why or why not?

Yes I’m happy. Because, women’s health is prioritized. It’s not all about using of contraceptives, but, it’s all about matters regarding the health and well being of an individual in particular to reproductive health. For those who are not in favor of this law, live with it. It’s a law now. If you will not obey, it’s okay. Just be sure you will not go against it. Or else, the law itself will punish you at a certain extent. (wow! English? Senator Miriam lang ang peg? Hahaha)

2. Are you in favor of the Sin Tax Law? Do you think it is effective?

Yes, I’m in favor of this but I think it’s not effective. Why? Because, smoking and drinking are vices that cannot be removed from the system of a person. Remember, if you are into something that gives you satisfaction, you will do everything just to have it. Right? Regarding to this issue, even the prices of these products increased, you cannot stop people on buying these. They will still buy these even if it will cost them big. Filipinos are dedicated to their vices. hahahaha

3. What is your take on the Kasambahay Law?

Kasambahay Law is better than the Sin Tax law. This is by far I think the good law that should have been implemented long time ago. But, I think it will not be followed by all the employers. Especially those who are based outside Metro Manila. Just like those who are located to far flung areas. Those those those, puro nalang those hahaha

4. Should the Freedom of Information Bill be passed this year? Why?

Hmm? I have nothing against this bill. So I think it should be passed this year. (sa totoo niyan, ayoko nalang magcomment dito dahil wala naman akong pakialam. Hehehe. Di naman siguro masama kung wala akong paki sa issue na to diba? Hindi lang naman ako ang tao sa pilipinas. Kaya di ako kawalan kung wala akong pakialam. Hahaha)

5. Who will you vote for in this year's Senatorial/Mid-term Elections? Why?

As of now wala pa akong idea kung sino ang iboboto ko. Siguro byMay alamko na kung sino ang mga iboboto ko. Pero syempre sana manalo ako bilang kongresista ng Hilagang Distrito ng Cebu. Oha oha. Hehehe.

SOCIAL/TECH

1. Which is the best telco/network operator: SMART, Globe, SUN? Why?

Hmmm? Kung sa mga unli promos lang naman ang pag uusapan ay sa SMART na ako syempre. Dahil super nakakatipid ako. I mean hindi mabigat sa bulsa. Kasi talagang super baba ng promo. Super baba like the baba of Julie ann San jose. Hahaha joke lang. Sa Browsing Promos naman, sa Globe na ako. Alam na! medaling I bypass ang lahat. Kahit walang load nakakaavail ng promos. Hahaha pero naiinis lang ako sa globe ngayon dahil naghihigpit na sila kaya medyo naiinis din ako. Pero ok lang. matagal ko naman ng pinakikinabangan ang Globe. Since 2006 pa. hahahaha not bad diba? 7 years ko ng nagogoyo ang Globe. Sa akin palang lugi na sila hahahaha. Sa Sun naman, wala akong pakialam. Hahahaha!

2. What is your favorite smartphone brand/model and why?

Sa akin, Nokia talaga ako. Kasi talagang malaki ang pakinabang ko sa Brand na to pagdating sa browsing tricks, hacks etc. hehehe kaya kahit marami ng nagsulputan na latest phone jan, eh wala parin tatalo sa Nokia para sa akin. Yun lang. pero kung pagpipiliin ako kung ano want ko if Android, iphone or BB? Mas gusto ko iphone, then android at last ang BB. Ewan ko ba, di ko feel ang BB, hehehe

3. If you can invent a whole new device/gadget/piece of technology, what would it be?

Hmm? Siguro wala naman pinagkaiba sa mga latest phone ngayon, maliban sa battery life. Gusto ko maginvent ng gadget na may long batt life at pwedeng icharge through sound, light, and mechanical energy. Nagegets niyo ko? Hehehe. Basta yun. Hahaha. Hmm? Pwede rin yung ring na pag sinuot mo, eh mamomodify mo ang genetic make up mo through brain inpulses. The way you want it. Oh diba? Every day iba iba itsura mo. Hahaha

4. Where do you usually hang-out? Where can we most likely see you?

Hmmm? Hang out? Ahmm. Wala naman. Sa bahay lang ako palagi. Lalabas lang ako pag niyaya ako nung lumalove life sa akin. Behave kaya ako. Hahahaha. Hay. Wala nga ko kilala sa lugar naming gawa ng di ako nakikihalubilo sa kanila. Kasi mahiyain talaga ako. Hahaha. Ang layo naman ata sa real Annabelle.

5. Why do you think is it more fun in the Philippines?

It’s more fun in the Philippines kasi super exciting talaga ang mga events. Yung tipong siksikan pag may bonggang celebrasyon. Hahaha tapos Masaya pag kainan, ang dami daming masasarap na pagkain sa pinas. Tapos, ang daming pwedeng gawin talaga ng. basta. Can’t explain hahaha. Basta. Enjoy sa pinas. Mas Masaya ako dito. (as if I’ve been outside the Philippines. Hahaha)

SHOWBIZ

1.What is the best TV network: ABS-CBN, GMA 7, or TV 5? Why?

Hmm? Para sa akin. Wala naman hehehe. Kasi nanonood ako sa mga channels nayan. Wala akong favorite station. Kung san ko trip dun ako. Tsaka ngayon, ang pinapanood ko nalang, yung mga ibang segments ng mga noon time shows. Gusto ko kasing tumawa. Masarap kaya tumawa diba? Hehehe. Other than that, uhm mga anime shows sa GMA7. Yun lang. tas GGV ganyan. Ano pa ba? Basta nakakatawa at kumuha ng atensyon ko GO! Hehehe

2. Which celebrity do you think will make it big this year? Why?

This year sa tingin ko mga Kapamilya artist. Yung mga teens. Di ko lang makita ng malinaw sa bolang Kristal ko ang pangalan ng artistang to. Hehehe pero nakikita ko babae siya. Totoong babae ha, hindi pusong babae. Kaya wag ng umasa pa si Enchong. Hahaha. Kasi diba? ABSCBN naman ang magaling magpasikat kesa sa kapuso channel. Poero sana, inaasam asam ko na magkaroon ng malaking break ang wlang kwentang talent ko na si Bubbles Paraiso. My gosh! Alam niyo ba kinikita ko sa kaniya? Nakakahiya man, hindi man lang mafull tank sasakyan ko sa kinikita ko sa kanya. Kaloka. Maganda naman siya bpero wala, hindi siya mabenta. Mas sikat pa si @RyzzaChaChaCha sa kanya. Hay. Di ko lang mabitawan dahil kawawa naman siya, dahil baka bumalik siya sa beer house na pinagwoworkan niya dati.

3. Who is your ultimate celebrity crush and why?

Ultimate talaga? Kaloka! Hahaha. Wala naman. Kung meron man siguro panandalian lang. hahahaha. Short time crush. Hehehe. Pero as of now. Kinikilig ako sa mga kapamilya artists talaga. Lalo na ang mga lalaki sa precious heart romances series. Nakakaloka. Hahaha. Pero di ako nanonood ng mga shows nila. Ayoko sa mga may edad na. like diet, piolo, sam, echo, etc etc. pero si John Lloyd may dating talaga sa akin my gosh. Hahaha. Uhm,sa kapuso channel naman, si Dingdong, Alden, Jake Vargas, pati mga Mr. Pogi finalists. Hahaha pwera yung makapal na kilay ha. Alam niyo na kung sino yun. Halata naman sa kakapalan ng kilay niya hahaha.

4. Who is the most obnoxious celebrity we have today? Why?

Ako? Charaught! Hahaha. As of now wala naman. (mahirap na magsalita baka matalo sa eleksyon) hahahaha. Pero sige na nga, si Willie Revillame. Hahahaha minsan kasi wala na sa lugar ang mga salita niya. Sa totoo lang. tsaka minsan si Vice medyo below the belt na ang banat. Perpekto lang teh? Grabe heheh. Pero wala akong galit sa mga yan ha. Pansin ko lang eh OBNOXIOUS sila. (oha! Kalian niyong naintindihan ko yung word nay un. Hahaha chos lang!)

5. Can you tell us a well-kept showbiz secret that many of us don't know?

Gosh! Bakla talaga si Mond. Hahahaha secret yun ng pamilya naming ha. Ewan ko ba bat andaming nagdududa sa kasarian ni mond. Hahaha. Chos lang. oh sige, heto secret ni yves. Yung lalaki na kumekerengkeng kay Myrtle sa PBB. Teka, san na nga ba sila? Laos? Hahaha well heto na, sinabi ito ng isang credible source ko talaga. Tungkol to sa father ni yves. Teacher kasi si Yves sa isang Secondary Level School. Ngayon, nagkaroon ng issue anf erpats niya. Nang molestiya raw siya ng estudyante. Kaya nilipat siya ng school. My gosh! HINDI NA NAPIGILAN ANG LIBOG NIYA. DI NABA NAPUPUNAN NG ASAWA NIYANG MAY SAKIT? Well, di ko lang alam kung interesado kayo sa sekretong toh. Sana naman nashock din kayo. Hahaha yun na!

FAREWELL MESSAGE from AnnabelleRama69:

THANKS AGAIN NASH FOR MAKING THIS SOME KINDA SURVEY FORM PARA SA TEAM PARODY. UNA, GUSTO KONG SABIHIN NA MADAMI PA AKONG GUSTONG IDUGTONG SA MGA SAGOT KO PERO SIGURO TATABI KO MUNA YUN FOR NEXT YEAR. HAHAHA. KAKAENJOY SUMAGOT. NAPAPALABAN ANG TYPING SKILLS KO. HAHAHA AUTHOR LANG ANG PEG SA HABA NG MGA SAGOT. HAHAHA. SANA NAMAN MAGENJOY ANG MGA READERS NG SITE MO. FOR SURE HIT NA NAMAN ANG MGA SAGOT NG MGA SIS AT KUMARE KO SA TWITTER! BINABATI KO PALA SILANG LAHAT. PERO PILA PILA LANG HA. DI KO KAYO MABABATI LAHAT. DALAWA LANG KAMAY KO. CHARAUGHT! HAHAHA ANO BA YAN. ANG LASWA ATA NG MGA TINURAN KO. OH WELL, THAT’S IT PANSIT! TIL NEXT TIME! MWAH! I LOVE YOU! SA ELEKSYON HA! ALAM MO NA! UHM! HAHAHA

------------------------------------------------Q&A ENDS HERE-----------------------------------------------

I would like to thank Annabelle Rama 69 for answering my Exclusive Q&A.

If you can't get enough of Annabelle Rama 69, follow him on Twitter @annabellerama69.

Til then...

xoxo Nash

It's 2013! Another set of questions for our distinguished Twitter Parody Account. Now we have the first "normal" son of Krizzy KalerQUI, Bimby KalerQUI.

Let's see what @bimby_kalerQUI has in store for us this Year of the Snake!

PERSONAL

1. What is your New Year's Resolution?

Well, MOM was afraid that because I make pahirap YAYA all the time she might make reklamo because of the Kasambahay bill. So, I promised MOM na I will be kind to YAYA. And because kuya JOSH is like so payat na now, I promised not to make talon-talon on his belly like a trampoline na. Hehehehehe.

2. Are there any significant changes on your Parody Account?

Well, my followers might've noticed I make lait-lait MOM's show recently (especially her and tito Robin’s acting). I need an outlet kasi with YAYA eh, so it's MOM I'm making away. Hehehehe. Other than that, I'm, like, still the same as before.

3. What have you learned in the past year? Did you make new friends? How about enemies?

Well, I learned that Pluto isn't a planet anymore. Does that count? Hehehehehe. I like ate dmajaderatoo and ate @CelAscorbicAcid. Ate Maja kasi is, like, so tyaga with reading tweets, while ate Celine's username makes me laugh, and because their personalities on twitter is the reverse of their personalities on Ina, Kapatid, Anak. Seriously, ate Celine is more mataray and ate Maja is more tweetums. As for enemies, I had an early debate with AsiasTweetybird about the US Gun culture, as well as those who make away me kasi I found Sisterakas' cheap humor...well...cheap pero other than that, no enemies. Hehehehe.

4. Any message to your fans, followers, and/or bashers?

Well just keep following me tweeps, whether you're a hater or a fan. Hehehehehehehe.

5. How do you want Twitterverse to remember you this year?

As the cutest Twitter Heckler in existence. Hehehehehehe. And probably the country’s littlest cosplayer…after ate @RyzzaChaChaCha.

POLITICAL

1. Are you happy that the RH Bill is now RH Law? Why or why not?

Ermagherd, that's the one the Church keep making parinig in homilies, right? I don't get it, why does OUR Church keep saying na anti-RH is the will of God eh I didn't hear the actual POPE say anything about it? Are they saying that God is scatter-brained and his ideals are different depending on the country? It's like so kabobo huh. I'm happy it's a Law na kasi it will help lessen overpopulation. Saka people like YAYA who can't afford to make bili super mahal contraceptives like the sort MOM keeps in her purse palagi can afford it now na diba?

2. Are you in favor of the Sin Tax Law? Do you think it is effective?

Errrr...... not sure. Is that the law where sinners are taxed? Like if you're a Senator and you make kopya the speech of a US President or a blogger, or if you're a Senate President and you make kurakot the money and then bribe fellow senators to make them sunod-sunod your will, or if you're a Policeman who likes to make baril-baril people in Checkpoints? If not, I don't care much about it, YAYA naman makes nguya nganga instead of making hithit cigarettes and MOM drinks red wine and stuff. Hehehehehe.

3. What is your take on the Kasambahay Law?

Hay naku, YAYA keeps using that as panakot to me and MOM. Pero I think it's nice kasi at least there's a law na that will protect the other servants....err.... Household Help out there. I just wish they're more.... vigilant in making patupad this law kasi I think some people are still not following eh. Basta MOM and I we make sure YAYA has SSS, Philhealth, and even a Memorial plan noh. Hehehehehe.

4. Should the Freedom of Information Bill be passed this year? Why?

Well, can you wait muna for the elections to make tapos? Kasi tito Noynoy is, uhm, making adjustments pa to the national budget to....uhm..... "help" team PNoy eh. The FOI will not retroactively check naman misused funds or something diba? Hehehehe.

5. Who will you vote for in this year's Senatorial/Mid-term Elections? Why?

Well.... last election I accidentally yelled out "Villar", but this time I can say it without impunity! Yey!!!!

SOCIAL/TECH

1. Which is the best telco/network operator: SMART, Globe, SUN? Why?

I'm not so sure anymore. @krizzy_kalerQUI keeps saying she's a SMART user pero MOM naman has a GLOBE commercial. It's, like, so gulo huh.

2. What is your favorite smartphone brand/model and why?

Wahehehehe, it's Cherry Mobile kasi tita Anne Curtis looks cute in the commercial.

3. If you can invent a whole new device/gadget/piece of technology, what would it be?

Well….. I’d like to invent a time machine. Pero I don’t want to make biyahe to the past and make bago-bago events. Kasi that might disrupt history. I’d like to go to the future, make nakaw some future technology, and then bring them back and introduce them as Filipino inventions. Oh diba? Hehehehehe.

4. Where do you usually hang-out? Where can we most likely see you?

The PSG kasi are always nakabantay so I can’t make gala much, so I just make tambay sa house, or in Malacañang, or I make sama with MOM wherever they make gala. We spent nga the New Year in LA.

5. Why do you think is it more fun in the Philippines?

Kasi I live here eh. Hehehehehehe.

SHOWBIZ

1.What is the best TV network: ABS-CBN, GMA 7, or TV 5? Why?

I’d say it’s between ABS-CBN and GMA7. ABS-CBN is rich and has malaking operations pero diba GMA has bigger net profits per year? And, not all Kapamilya shows are good, just like not all Kapuso shows are bad. I’m annoyed by people who are those so-called “fantards” of either network, I think it makes people stupid and narrow-minded.

2. Which celebrity do you think will make it big this year? Why?

I think Gerald Anderson will make it big this year….a big a$$ of himself. Hehehehehehe. I just hate that guy after he made loko ate Sarah G. Kaya pala tita Divine made bawal their relationship kasi of Gerald’s womanizing reputation which was proven even before that Kim-Maja thing. As for his issue with ate Kim and Maja, MOM told me to not make pansin daw kasi it’s just a publicity stunt. Pero that’s a secret daw ha, don’t make chismis about it! Hehehehe.

3. Who is your ultimate celebrity crush and why?

Hehehehe, I’m too young pa for that noh! Pero I happen to think that Zaijian is cute….err…I mean Xyriel pala. Hehehehehehe.

4. Who is the most obnoxious celebrity we have today? Why?

Well….me of course! Hehehehe.

5. Can you tell us a well-kept showbiz secret that many of us don't know?

Well….if you promise to not make chismis about this ha? Tito Robin and MOM made plano the whole tampo-tampo thing of tita Marielle as a publicity stunt to help Kailangan Ko’y Ikaw AND Wowowillie, kaso they didn’t anticipate the negative reaction of peeps. Ayun, tito Robin made galit-galit tuloy and make banta those bashers of tita Marielle. Kala nya ha. Eh what if I showed up there kasi I bashed din tita Marielle? Will he make suntok-suntok me? I’ll have him shot by the PSG noh! Hehehehehe.

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I would like to thank Bimby Kalerqui for answering my Exclusive Q&A.

If you can't get enough of Bimby Kalerqui, follow him on Twitter @bimby_kalerQUI .

Til then...

xoxo Nash

It's 2013! Another set of questions for our distinguished Twitter Parody Account. Let's start off with Lovi Poe's twin sister, Lovi Poekimo.

Let's see what @lovipoekimo has in store for us this Year of the Snake!

PERSONAL

1. What is your New Year's Resolution?

Depende POE kung Saang medium ako maga-appear. Kung sa TV, siguro ang resolution ko eh 1024 × 768 pixels. Pag sa sinehan, syempre dapat 3D akels! Charaught!

2. Are there any significant changes on your Parody Account?

Naku, mahirap mang aminin, dala ng kahirapan ng buhay ngayon, less na ang mga gala ko of late! Hay I remember once upon a time, kasama ko pa sa concerts si Jessica Sanchez, JLo, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna, etc. Pero recently, heto, more tambay sa ballur!

Nakakaloka nga, may nag-text sakin na nagyayaya ng outing at ni-forward ko sa aking ka-loveteam sa Yesterday’s Bride na si Rocco Nacino yung text, kaso wala namang nangyari! Akala ko pa naman makakagala na ulit ako!

3. What have you learned in the past year? Did you make new friends? How about enemies?

Bigger. Bolder. Richer. Ay, parang kape lang.

Seriously, isa ako sa mga taong hindi naman totally worried sa Apocalypse nung 2012, pero just in case eh nag-stack ako ng mga pagkain sa ballur saka mga sandata in case eh magsi-bangon ang mga Zombies. As for new friends, marami-rami naman ang nadagdag na mga Parody accounts at mga nagfa-follow. As for wala naman, may occasionally nakikipagtalo, pero jusme bukod sa “ingay” lang yan, minsan wala naman ka-torya torya.

4. Any message to your fans, followers, and/or bashers?

Walang iwanan ha!

5. How do you want Twitterverse to remember you this year?

Uy, blogger na rin ako! Ahihihihihihi. Sensya na, air time ko ‘to eh. Dalaw-dalawin nyo naman ako minsan dito→ http://lovipoest.blogspot.com/. May libreng Pichi-pichi ang pang-1000th visitor ko. Charaught!

POLITICAL

1. Are you happy that the RH Bill is now RH Law? Why or why not?

Ay super happy! Kaso parang hindi pa dama ang effects nya ngayon dahil kulang pa sa push ng government. Kulang pa sa education sa madla, kulang pa sa resources, etc etc.

2. Are you in favor of the Sin Tax Law? Do you think it is effective?

Ay, hindi ako pabor dyan! Kumonti tuloy ang umiinom ng RedHorse na ini-endorse ko! Pati nga si mars Bela Padilla, ayun, nagkukulong ng kusa sa banyo dahil endangered ang Colt45 endorsement nya. Nung una ko ngang nabalitaan yang Sin Tax law na yan, akala ko yan yung sa computer, yung pag mali yung ni-enter mo sa MS DOS, sasabihin sayo “Sin tax error”. Yun pala iba! Charaught!

3. What is your take on the Kasambahay Law?

Ay keribelles lang naman sya kasi at least may ganyan nang law para sa kanila. Nalilito pa nga lang ako dun sa “Basic needs” probition. Kasama ba dun yung sabon, shampoo, pang-ahit ng legs at kili-kili, deodorant sa kili-kili AT paa, at yung napkin ni Inday? Hindi ba pwedeng share na lang kami like before? Charaught!!!!

4. Should the Freedom of Information Bill be passed this year? Why?

Jusme, dapat nga last year pa eh, pero syempre kailangan pa munang matapos ang eleksyon na ‘to kasi syempre saan naman magsisikuha ng pondo ang mga kandidatong yan diba? Pag may FOI na, hindi na pwede yung mga random road works or mga patagong pag-allocate ng resources ng gobyerno for…ehem…corruption.

5. Who will you vote for in this year's Senatorial/Mid-term Elections? Why?

Shhh, quiet lang kayo ha? Hindi ko iboboto si Ate Grace Poe kasi hindi nya prinotektahan ang Party Pilipinas from that probation kemerloo! Kaloka! Napag-usapan na namin yun eh. Sabi ko sa kanya “Ate, magse-sexy dance lang kami ni Rocco sa show ha, sana wag kami i-suspend ni Villareal (yung pumalit sa kanya sa MTRCB)” Nag- oo naman si ate Grace at pati si Villareal. Pero ang ending, oo nga, hindi kami na-suspend, pero kaloka on Probation naman! Nautakan nya ako dun ah! Hay naku, multuhin sana sya ni Daddy POE! Ayan tuloy, balot na balot kami sa show, nakatago muna lahat ng mga sexy dresses naming lahat sa Closet ni Mond Gutierrez. Charaught!

SOCIAL/TECH

1. Which is the best telco/network operator: SMART, Globe, SUN? Why?

Ahihihihihi, Globe user kasi ako pero I can’t deny na maraming hanash talaga ang network na’to. Alam mo ba, whenever I use my phone kailangang palaging ka-level sya or higher sa table namin sa bahay? Kasi kapag mas mababa sya sa table, literally nawawala ang signal! Nakakaloka! Kaya lang, tinatamad naman akong lumipat, kaya ayun, stick to Globe lang.

2. What is your favorite smartphone brand/model and why?

Well….ang sabi sakin nina Timmy, Mondy, Lizzy, at Solenn eh Blackberry daw, at itatakwil daw nila ako sa Gucci Gang kapag hindi ko sinabing Blackberry. So ayun, Blackberry nga.

3. If you can invent a whole new device/gadget/piece of technology, what would it be?

Hmmmm. Siguro po dalawa ang iimbentuhin ko. Yung una eh “anti-glutathione Raygun”. Isang tira lang nito eh mawawala ang effects ng glutathione sa katawan ng kahit sino. Humanda ang mga gluta beauties nila Cristine Reyes, Maja, at kung sino-sino pa! Kung ako hindi na puputi pa, aba, walang ibang dapat maputi!

Next is “Anti-Body Enhancement Raygun”. Parang tulad ng anti-glutathione raygun pero ito, tatanggalin nya ang kahit na anong enhancement mo sa katawan. Whether nose job, breast implant or butt implants, pag natamaan ka ng raygun, mawawala lahat yan! Kung ako walang boobs at pwet, damay-damay na rin to! Humanda kayo Kim Chiu, Ruffa, Greta, Julia Montes, etc. Ahihihihihihihihi!
4. Where do you usually hang-out? Where can we most likely see you?

Ah, dyan lang sa tabi-tabi. Lingon-lingon ka lang sa paligid malay mo andyan na ako sa likod mo. BULAGA!

5. Why do you think is it more fun in the Philippines?

Wow, medyo philosophical ang answer na’to ha. Kasi ang mga Pinoy, humble at easy going. Hindi tayo confrontational di tulad ng ibang kultura which I think is good kasi it makes it easier to get along with other people. Hindi yung kaunting kibot eh warlahan agad. Bakit mababa ang kaso ng sociopaths satin kumpara sa, say, USA? It’s not the religion kasi may mga Katoliko rin dun. Tayo kasi, mababaw kaligayahan natin. Ang downside nga lang, naabuso minsan kaya may mga taong abusado. At, dahil more kimkim tayo, boringgahan ang mga reality show natin kasi kaunti ang nagaaway.

SHOWBIZ

1. What is the best TV network: ABS-CBN, GMA 7, or TV 5? Why?

Secret! Ahihihihihi. Basta ako I try to watch from both channels as much as I can, kahit TV5, hindi naman ako fantard ng isang channel na naghahabol lang ng retweet all the time (minsan lang).

2. Which celebrity do you think will make it big this year? Why?

Last time I checked, kung hindi man si Nads Montenegro eh si tita Shawie parin ang pinaka-big sa mga celebrity natin. Charaught!

3. Who is your ultimate celebrity crush and why?

Wow, ultimate talaga? Wala namang ultimate. Presently, siguro si Lucho Ayala, yung gumanap na batang Don Juancho sa INDIO. I dunno, parang ang sarap nyang lapastanganin. Saka si Edgar Allan Guzman ng TV5. Sya yung gwapo na parang may angas pero mukhang matalino? Ahihihi, kinikilig ako iniisip ko pa lang sya. At syempre si Lloyd Zaragosa parin at Benjamin Alves. Ahihihihihihihi.

4. Who is the most obnoxious celebrity we have today? Why?

Siguro yung nakaaway na lang ni miss Maricel Soriano. I’m sorry na lang sa fans ng lalaking ito ha, pero I just think that he’s a douchebag. Para syang lalaking equivalent ng co-star nya dun sa teleseryeng yun na marami rin issue bukod sa pekeng ilong nya. Siguro biased lang ako kasi I love Maricel Soriano.

Ah may isa pa, yung mukhang buwan na lagi na lang naka-plaster ang feslak sa screen pag tuwing nililipat ko sa ABS-CBN. Sa sobrang parati ko sya nakikita eh pag tingala ko sa buwan, aba ayun nanaman yung mukha nya! Nakakaloka!

5. Can you tell us a well-kept showbiz secret that many of us don't know?

Secret lang natin ‘to ha! Hindi talaga bad breath si Jake Cuenca. Pinagkalat ko lang yun para walang lumapit na ibang girls sa kanya. At ngayong hiwalay kami, wala paring lumalapit! Effective! Ahihihihihihihi. BTW, alam nyo ba, si Rocco Nacino maliit ang ****. Charaught lang!!!!!

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I would like to thank Lovi Poekimo for answering my Exclusive Q&A.

If you can't get enough of Lovi Poekimo, follow her on Twitter @lovipoekimo. You can also check my blog entry about her here.

Til then...

xoxo Nash

It's 2013 already and we all have survived the end of the world! And because this calls for a celebration, I decided to come up with another set of exclusive interview questions for Twitter Parody Accounts. Any Twitter Parody Account is free to answer the questions below. They can even attach photos and whatnot to their email.

So, here are my questions. You may choose not to answer those that you don’t feel like answering.

PERSONAL

What is your New Year's Resolution?
Are there any significant changes in your Parody Account?
What have you learned in the past year? Did you make new friends? How about enemies?
Any message to your fans, followers, and/or bashers?
How do you want Twitterverse to remember you this year?

POLITICAL

Are you happy that the RH Bill is now RH Law? Why or why not?
Are you in favor of the Sin Tax Law? Do you think it is effective?
What is your take on the Kasambahay Law?
Should the Freedom of Information Bill be passed this year? Why?
Who will you vote for in this year's Senatorial/Mid-term Elections? Why?

SOCIAL/TECH

Which is the best telco/network operator: SMART, Globe, SUN? Why?
What is your favorite smartphone brand/model and why?
If you can invent a whole new device/gadget/piece of technology, what would it be?
Where do you usually hang-out? Where can we most likely see you?
Why do you think is it more fun in the Philippines?

SHOWBIZ

What is the best TV network: ABS-CBN, GMA 7, or TV 5? Why?
Which celebrity do you think will make it big this year? Why?
Who is your ultimate celebrity crush and why?
Who is the most obnoxious celebrity we have today? Why?
Can you tell us a well-kept showbiz secret that many of us don't know?

You may also add some more questions and answer them yourself so I could add it to the blog entry. I can’t wait for your reply.

Kindly email this back to nashty_182000@yahoo.com.

Til then…

xoxo Nash

So my blog poll has officially closed last December 31, 2012 and the results are in!

After 48 votes, for a duration of a little over a month, you guys voted that Gadget Reviews are the most enjoyable topics to read on my blog with 45 votes. App Reviews came in second with 35 votes and Movie Reviews was a close third with 34 votes. There are others who were fans of Parody Accounts and Showbiz News as well. Currents Events garnered just 14 votes which will most likely no longer be part of my blog this year. Others received 9 votes - I wonder what these topics could be.

Once again, I'd like to thank everyone who participated in this poll. A new poll will be posted soon.

Til then...

xoxo Nash

I don't know what week we are in but the only thing I'm sure of is that she's part of the sixth batch of Twitter parody accounts to answer this Q&A.

She's Philippine showbiz's one and only superstar. Known for her starring role in the film Himala, her staying power in show business can indeed be considered a miracle. She's had her fair share of ups and downs throughout her career yet Nora and her mole remain undeterred. She's hailed by the Green Planet Awards as one of the 10 Asian Best Actresses of the Decade, a World Class Film Artist, a #LivingLegend, a #NationalTreasure, and a #SuperstarParody, she's the only Twitter Parody account with a mole, she's none other than Nora Aunor =.).

ON COMING UP WITH A PARODY ACCOUNT...

Q: What made you decide to come up with a parody account?

Nora: First, I was influenced by THE One and Only Ruffa Rama and siya din yung Pioneer ng parody accounts dito sa Pinas. Naaliw kasi ako sa tweets niya. ahahaha! Secondly, dahil sa inis ko dati kay Biggel kaya napagdesisyunan kong gumawa para ma-okray siya. Nainis lang talaga ako sa fez ni Biggel at napatanong ako sa sarili ko: "Kailan pa nagkaroon ng ASO sa bahay ni kuya?" #kaLOLka.

Q: What is your edge over other parody accounts?

Nora: Siguro yung pagiging opinionated ko. Hindi kasi ako nang-ookray lang dahil trip ko. Ookrayin ko lang yung isang artista kapag may masama siyang nagawa o di kaya'y masyado silang mapagmataas kaya dapat paminsan-minsan eh kailangang batukan o pektusan.

Q: Is it hard to maintain a parody account?

Nora: Hindi. Kasi alam ko kasi ginagawa ko at ineenjoy ko kaya hindi ako nahihirapan.

Q: How do you separate your actual self from your alter ego?

Nora: By the time na maglo-log in ako sa twitter bilang @noraAsuperstar, immediately in character na agad ang peg ko. Kasi "maldita" kasi yung alter ego and i can say whatever is on my mind. Tapos kapag nag-log out na, bumabalik na yung "normal" na ako, yung sweet at mabait. Parang "Maria Clara" lang. charot!

Q: What word best describes you as a "parody account"?

Nora: SUPERSTAR =.)

HER PERSONAL VIEWS AND OPINIONS...

Q: Are you a Kapuso, a Kapamilya, or a Kapatid?

Nora: kaDUGO. charot! May part na Kapamilya/Kapatid ako at isama na rin natin ang Kapuso. ahahaha! Pero sa totoo lang, mas GUSTO ko magkaisa yung TV networks dito sa Pinas. Kasi kung mangyayari yun, mas magiging masagana at masaya ang Showbiz industry dito. Kaya nga nagtataka pa rin ako hanggang ngayon at napapatanong: "Kung nangyaring naibalik nila ang pagkakaisa ng tatlong TV stations sa #AlayTawaParaKayDolphy, bakit hindi nila yun ituloy?" Kaya dapat gumawa si Tito "Plagiarist" Sotto ng "NoToTVNetworkWars" Bill para naman makabawi siya sa kahihiyang naidulot niya sa bansa natin. ahahaha!

Q: What is your favorite TV show?

Nora: Hindi ako specific when it comes sa mga shows. Marami kasing magagandang shows ang nagkalat ngayon sa telebisyon kaya pinipili ko talaga ng maigi yung maganda ang "material" at yung plot ng story. Ayoko ko kasi sa paulit-ulit at predictable na storyline. Heller! Superstar kaya akez kaya kailangan kong maging strikto. charot!

Q: Given a chance to meet a certain celebrity, who would it be?

Nora: Nora Aunor, Maricel Soriano, Judy Ann Santos, at Kris Aquino. Gusto ko kasing makilala yung "normal" side nila, yung hindi bilang artista.

Q: If you could date/marry someone from Philippine showbiz, who would it be? Why?

Nora: My two ULTIMATE crushes sa Philippine Showbiz ay sina Rafael Rosell at Kenji "Jiro" Shirakawa. Ewan ko lang pero iba kasi yung dating nila sa akin, may oozing sexiness na nakakaloka at very manly. Gusto ko sila makasama sa isla, sana nga ma-stranded kami para may "I live happily ever after" na yung drama ng buhay ko. charot!

Q: What are your pet peeves? What makes you tick?

Nora: Yung mga twitter users na ignorante at mababaw ang galaw ng utak. Yung mga hindi alam ang kaibahan ng "poser" at "PARODY" account. At yung mga #FameWhores at #JejeFANTARDS.

Q: What is your view on the Cyber Crime Prevention Act?

Nora: I am very much in favor of this bill, minus lang yung e-libel clause. Kasi sa totoo lang, maganda kasi sana yung aim ni Sen. Angara sa nakasaad dun sa batas gaya ng pagbabawal ng child pornography, identity theft, hacking, spamming, etc. Siguro doon lang nakuwestyon nung napasok yung "e-libel clause" na hindi man lang natignan ng mabuti at pumirma agad yung ibang senators. Pero if ever hindi man ito maisakatuparan dahil marami pa ang pumipigil, meron naman din ginagawang bagong version si Sen. Miriam ang "Cybercrime Law version 2.0" kung saan mas pulido yung bill at wala ng masasagasaang "freedom of speech" sa cyberworld.

Q: What is your view on the RH Bill?

Nora: Napaka-sensitibong talakayin itong RH bill kaya mahirap magsalita. Siguro I am both an Anti and a Pro at the same time. Basta kung ano man ang maging desisyon ng pamahalaan tungkol dito, sana ay magampanan nila ng maayos at hindi sana masayang ang pondo na gagamitin dito at dasal ko rin na sana'y hindi mapasok sa bulsa ng mga mapagsamantalang "public servant" ang funds na gagamitin sa batas na ito.

HER LEGACY AND MESSAGE TO FANS & HATERS...

Q: Any message to your followers/fans?

Nora: Thank you for following me! ahahaha! Malaki ang pasasalamat ko sa kanila dahil kung hindi dahil sa kanila, walang saysay yung mga tinutweet ko. ahahaha! At nagpapasalamat din ako sa pagmamahal nila. #CertifiedAUNORians

Q: What is your message to your bashers/haters?

Nora: Wala. Because I don't think I have one. Hindi naman ako kasing-sikat nina @Krizzy_kalerQUI at @Superstarmarian para magkaroon ng haters/bashers. Siguro marami akong "Lovers" kesa "haters". charot! #Meganon?

Q: Should parody accounts continue to exist? Should they be banned?

Nora: YES and NO. Parody accounts should NEVER be banned because WE are the JOY to the NOT so enjoyable world of Twitter. #Ansaveh?

Q: If you could ban a certain parody account on Twitter, who would it be? Why?

Nora: si @DonyaAngelica. Isa kasi siyang SINUNGALING, MAGNANAKAW at IMPOSTOR na account. Ninakaw niya lang ang character na yan sa ORIHINAL na si @DonyaSantibanez. Kaya dapat balatan ng buhay yang si DonyaAngelica para magtanda at tablan din ng kahihiyan. chos!

Q: Will you reveal your true identity before the world ends?

Nora: Never. Kasi mawawala yung purpose ng pagiging "parody" account ko kung ilalathala ko yung totoong katauhan ko. Mas mabuti na yung ganito, para pumutok bumbumanan nila sa kakaisip kung sino ba talaga kami sa totoong buhay at para may kahati din si "kuya" (Pinoy Big Brother) at "banker" (Kapamilya Deal or No Deal) sa pagiging mysterious ano. chos!

Q: Will Twitter be the same without you?

Nora: Definitely! Sa rami naming nag-eexist na "parody" accounts sa twitter kahit siguro mawala ako ay keribels lang kasi mas marami namang mas nakakaaliw at nakakatawa kesa sa akin. =.)

Q: Do you plan to open an account on Facebook or Google+ in the future?

Nora: Ayoko. Tinatamad ako. Hindi pa nga ako nakaka-move on sa Friendster account ko tapos gagawa na naman ako ng panibago? charot!

Q: How do you want Twitterverse to remember you?

Nora: Bilang nag-iisang @noraAsuperstar! chos!

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I personally would like to thank Nora Aunor =.) for this once in a lifetime Q&A opportunity. More power!

If you can't get enough of Nora Aunor =.), follow her on Twitter @noraAsuperstar.

Til then...

xoxo Nash

The votes are all in. The poll is now closed. It's now time to announce the winners. Mind you, a total of 398 votes have been cast in a span of more than 3 weeks. This is no joke!

@LoviPoeKiMo has been voted as the best Twitter parody account by netizens. Read more about @LoviPoeKiMO here. Congratulations!

Here's your Walk of Fame award!

First runner-up award goes to @OfficialCharing. You put up a good fight! Read more about @OfficialCharing here.

A shoutout to @BBJamesYap aka Bimby KalerQUI for garnering the most number of views among Twitter Parody accounts on my blog. He has garnered 739 views (at the time of writing) and still counting. Read more about @BBJamesYap here.

Once again, congratulations to all the winners!

Til then...

xoxo Nash

We are now on our fifth week of Twitter Parody Exclusive Q&A! Could this be the last week for this special feature?

She's literally one of the youngest Twitter Parody accounts out there and I was lucky enough to have the opportunity to feature her on my blog. Known to Kapuso fans as Tulis Liit (Trudis Liit parody), Lunatic Blanca (Luna Blanca parody), Salsalita (Daldalita parody), and star of Namamanas Po (Namamasko Po), she is one of GMA 7's up and coming starlets. Born as Jhyllianne Warde (according to Wikipedia) in 2005, she is of "jeje", Filipino, and American heritage. Just look at her face, even Manny Villar wouldn't go that far to show that he was able to swim in a "dagat ng basura." Without further ado, please welcome the pint-size, one-time Little Miss Philippines contestant on Eat Bulaga!, Jillian Award (@JillianAward).

ON COMING UP WITH A PARODY ACCOUNT...

Q: What made you decide to come up with a parody account?

Jillian: I would really like to look for an outlet to vent out all my frustrations and I found that creating a basher account is much fun and relaxing- therapeutic in sense.

Q: What is your edge over other parody accounts?

Jillian: My edge is that I really do not care about them. I am not conscious whether people follow me or not. I just bash them around and they really get affected to the point of building alliance and connivance among themselves to block me. Don’t you think that is just pathetic? Hahaha. Bashers who are too sensitive to bashing?

Q: Is it hard to maintain a parody account?

Jillian: Not hard at all.

Q: How do you separate your actual self from your alter ego?

Jillian: I am just confident that I know my real self and I really do not take the effort to be in character that is I do not live within the character of Jillian. It is just a name.

Q: What word best describes you as a "parody account"?

Jillian: The account of the munting hiritera.

HER PERSONAL VIEWS AND OPINIONS...

Q: Are you a Kapuso, a Kapamilya, or a Kapatid?

Jillian: Kalamay. As I said, I do not watch local shows much.. hahahaha para consistent lang

Q: What is your favorite TV show?

Jillian: Local or foreign? I do not watch local shows often #lakasmakapasosyal #lakasmakadonya. Hahaha Geographic Channel is what I watch since I am into BIOTlogy

Q: Given a chance to meet a certain celebrity, who would it be?

Jillian: I would really love to meet Miss Sheryn Regis or Carol Banawa. Sheryn Regis is a much underrated star with so much talent. Carol Banawa is my all time favourite singer.

Q: If you could date/marry someone from Philippine showbiz, who would it be? Why?

Jillian: I would choose Ariel Rivera. I am into older men and those with the dark complexion. Hunky but mapuputing men appear girly to me. Example Lucky M.

Q: What are your pet peeves? What makes you tick?

Jillian: Pet peeves? NONE! What makes me tick? Older men who show interest sa kagandahan kong taglay. haha

Q: What is your view on the Cyber Crime Prevention Act?

Jillian: That Act is very oppressive and is just there to serve as a warning for people not to mess with the government. Technology changed the way of airing grievances and that the streets are just a lesser alternative to the cyberworld. The internet made the world borderless thus making activism limitless. In a sense it is a healthy mechanism of a government to contain all the bad publicity internally happening and to continuously project a strong image, but the current situation where tyrants and the corrupt rule mars the original idea that the implementation of the bill would be objective and just. It may be made to be used for the benefit of the few instead of benefiting us all and battling the effects of unmitigated irresponsible journalism.

Q: What is your view on the RH Bill?

Jillian: I go for RH Bill because it legalizes options for a woman to manage her own self. With or without the RH Bill, immorality abounds and I believe that is no sound argument to say that patronizing RH Bill is parallel to tolerating people to engage in immoral activities.

HER LEGACY AND MESSAGE TO FANS & HATERS...

Q: Any message to your followers/fans?

Jillian: If there are any. Hahaha I love you all and spread the love on the bread.. Sample ba? Well DJ pakisalang na lang yung kalan jan at magluluto ako ng sample dishes.

Q: What is your message to your bashers/haters?

Jillian: Eat dung!!! hahahha

Q: Should parody accounts continue to exist? Should they be banned?

Jillian: They should exist. The DOH should promote this kind of therapy.

Q: If you could ban a certain parody account on Twitter, who would it be? Why?

Jillian: No one. Really do not care about them much. Hahaha let and let live.

Q: Will you reveal your true identity before the world ends?

Jillian: I would definitely not. What I do here is somewhat the opposite of my real life.

Q: Will Twitter be the same without you?

Jillian: I guess. There are a lot of bashers out there and having one out would make no difference.

As I have said before, we are people exercising in full extent the right to voice out our innermost thoughts and emotions. We are the mouths of the people who have chosen to shut theirs for the fear of being ridiculed. A Twitter without me will be a pasta without the sauce -- bland, insufficient, unenjoyable.

Q: Do you plan to open an account on Facebook or Google+ in the future?

Jillian: I already have one.

Q: How do you want Twitterverse to remember you?
Jillian: I actually do not care whether Twitterverse would remember me or not. I have not created the account for the benefit of other people but for my own. Hahaha selfish me again.

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I personally would like to thank Jillian Award for this once in a lifetime Q&A opportunity. Your answers are so funny and witty. More power!

If you can't get enough of Jillian Award, follow her on Twitter @JillianAward.

Til then...

xoxo Nash

As promised, I will be featuring Twitter Parody Superstars in my blog. We are now on our fourth week.

She is a woman of few words (as you will see below) but she talks a lot when it comes to her ex-boyfriend/girlfriend. She's the type of person who couldn't move on from any relationship (whether hetero or homo) and would go to Tito Boy for an exclusive interview to get the public's sympathy. She may not know the perfect age to be a woman but she definitely knows that her "ex" is (a woman). I do believe that her show should've been named Ex-Factor as her world revolves around her ex-es. She is also Miss Understood (misunderstood), Miss Drama Queen, and Miss Have a Great Day All Day...she's the first daughter of the mega-takaw star and gab-big head concepcion, she is a woman who looks like a man who fell in love with man with a heart of a woman...please welcome Ms. KC Misconcepcion (@kc_msConcepcion).

ON COMING UP WITH A PARODY ACCOUNT...

Q: What made you decide to come up with a parody account?

KC: Avid fan ako n @krizzy_kalerQUI at @superstarmarian. Aliw n aliw lng ako tapos sabi ko gagawa din ako. Tas like na like k c kc_concepcion kaya sya napili ko. Ahihihihi

Q: What is your edge over other parody accounts?

KC: wala. Ahahhhhahahaha

Q: Is it hard to maintain a parody account?

KC: yes. Mejo nangangapa p ako.

Q: How do you separate your actual self from your alter ego?

KC: no separation. Bwahhhhahaha

Q: What word best describes you as a "parody account"?

KC: Cool lang. Coolang pa sa arte. Bwahhahahaha

HER PERSONAL VIEWS AND OPINIONS...

Q: Are you a Kapuso, a Kapamilya, or a Kapatid?

KC: kafamily xmpre

Q: What is your favorite TV show?

KC: cartoon network. Ahahahhahaha

Q: Given a chance to meet a certain celebrity, who would it be?

KC: my EX. Papa fi.

Q: If you could date/marry someone from Philippine showbiz, who would it be? Why?

KC: ofc my ex. Papa fi. Ahihihihi

Q: What is your view on the Cyber Crime Prevention Act?

KC: epal act. Ahihihihihi

Q: What is your view on the RH Bill?

KC: Long overdue n yan. Ipasa n yan. Ahihihihi

HER LEGACY AND MESSAGE TO FANS & HATERS...

Q: Any message to your followers/fans?

KC: follow me @kc_msconcepcion *wink*

Q: What is your message to your bashers/haters?

KC: don't hate me. Let's just have fun fun fun.. ahihihihihi

Q: Should parody accounts continue to exist? Should they be banned?

KC: naman!

Q: If you could ban a certain parody account on Twitter, who would it be? Why?

KC: Wala. Like ko cla lahat lalo n c @DMajaderatoo at @BimbyGndanghari. Hahhahaa

Q: Will you reveal your true identity before the world ends?

KC: yes, on 12-21-12 i will reveal. Bwahahhahaha

Q: Will Twitter be the same without you?

KC: ahahahhaa.

Q: Do you plan to open an account on Facebook or Google+ in the future?

KC: Why not?

Q: How do you want Twitterverse to remember you?

KC: I want them to remember me as the grl who cried wolf. Ahihihihihi

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I personally would like to thank KC Misconcepcion for this once in a lifetime Q&A opportunity. More power

If you can't get enough of KC Misconcepcion, follow her on Twitter @kc_msConcepcion.

Til then...

xoxo Nash

We are now on Fourth Week of Twitter Parody Superstars.

He is one of Kapuso Network's superstars! You've seen him strutting his stuff in Cosmo Bachelor Bash. You've seen him on billboards, print ads, soap operas, cinemas, and yes, TV commercials too. He has the yummiest, juiciest, and hottest hotdog...commercial ever. He is also known as #Matsuete (parody version of Machete). Indeed, hindi na nga sya baby because he likes making babies. Ladies and gentlemen, he is no less than GMA 7's main man ALJure "Hotdog" Abrenica (@HotdogAbrenica).

ON COMING UP WITH A PARODY ACCOUNT...

Q: What made you decide to come up with a parody account?

Hotdog: well, my friends and I are a big fan of parodies like @superstarmarian and @annabellerama69 hahaha!! so ayun naisipan namin na bakit hindi rin kami gumawa? tapos ayun nga.. nabuo si Hotdog. FYI, I don't hate Aljur Abrenica.

Q: What is your edge over other parody accounts?

Hotdog: well, ako ata unang lalaking parody. at ako kasi Hot na Dawg pa.. hahaha!! at syempre ang Matsuete Body ko.. wala sila nun.. hahaha!!!!!

Q: Is it hard to maintain a parody account?

Hotdog: medyo.. pero di pa naman nangyayari skin yung real na ako ang nka sagot sa iba..

Q: How do you separate your actual self from your alter ego?

Hotdog: matagal naman na akong Hot and Yummy kaso sa parody inilalabas ko lahat ng kabarubalan ko minsan nga kahit ako di makapaniwala sa mga sinasabi ko hahaha!!

Q: What word best describes you as a "parody account"?

Hotdog: ahh ehh 3M's lang..
Ma-Hot
Ma-yummy at
Matsuete.. hahaha!!

HIS PERSONAL VIEWS AND OPINIONS...

Q: Are you a Kapuso, a Kapamilya, or a Kapatid?

Hotdog: I'm a TV addict no to network wars.. pambata lang yun..

Q: What is your favorite TV show?

Hotdog: How I met your mother series.. hahaha!!

Q: Given a chance to meet a certain celebrity, who would it be?

Hotdog: si Chris Daughtry I love his Music.. at wala pa ako concert niya na napupuntahan hahaha!!

Q: If you could date/marry someone from Philippine showbiz, who would it be? Why?

Hotdog: si Solenn Huessaff Why? crush ko siya hahaha!! super.. minsan nag retweet yan ng tweet ko di ako nka tulog hahaha!! Hi Solenn!!

Q: What are your pet peeves? What makes you tick?

Hotdog: I hate fantards na overly attached.. yung alam lahat ng kilos ng isang artista.. get a life!! isa pa yung fans na makikisali sa pag re-tweet ng hashtags.. tapos susumbatan yung artista pag hindi ni-RT yung tweet nila..

Q: What is your view on the Cyber Crime Prevention Act?

Hotdog: yung law itself ay maganda naman ang layunin.. may certain provisions lang talaga na di dapat or mas maganda kung wala. freedomof expression na nga lang ang pwedeng i enjoy sa internet tapos pag babawalan pa??

Q: What is your view on the RH Bill?

Hotdog: I do believe that we need it.. pero if ever.. pag-igtingin na lang yung family planning ng munisipyo.. kasi totoo naman ang sinasabi nila na di pa tayo over populated sa manila lang.. yung mga (no offense meant) squatters dun ang mraming anak.. yung mga nasa middle class naman di ganun ka rami ang anak..

HIS LEGACY AND MESSAGE TO FANS & HATERS...

Q: Any message to your followers/fans?

Hotdog: Hello.. tikman niyo Hotdog ko hahaha!! and try my Matsuete Diet..

Q: What is your message to your bashers/haters?

Hotdog: Hello!! Hate the Sin not the sinner po.. :)

Q: Should parody accounts continue to exist? Should they be banned?

Hotdog: Should they exist?...yes...Should they be banned?...no.. natuwa ako sa twitter dahil sa parodies so no..

Q: If you could ban a certain parody account on Twitter, who would it be? Why?

Hotdog: si @Dmajaderatoo at @fuxenemagalona.. mga hamal yan hahaha!! joke..

Q: Will you reveal your true identity before the world ends?

Hotdog: pag may time.. uunahin ko paba na mag tweet para sbhin kung sino ako kesa lumikas?? hahaha!!

Q: Will Twitter be the same without you?

Hotdog: siguro.. pero walang Hot at Yummy na parody bukod sakin hahaha!!

Q: Do you plan to open an account on Facebook or Google+ in the future?

Hotdog: well may gmail ako siguro mag go-google+ ako kaso na bobobo ako mag google+ hahaha!!

Q: How do you want Twitterverse to remember you?

Hotdog: ahh?? yung nag iisang Matsuete.. na may yummylicious at Jumbo Hotdog na healthy.. hahaha!! century tuna hotdog na jumbo ahh..

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I personally would like to thank Hotdog Abrenica for this once in a lifetime Q&A opportunity. More power!

If you can't get enough of Hotdog Abrenica, follow him on Twitter @HotdogAbrenica.

Til then...

xoxo Nash

As promised, I will be featuring Twitter Parody Superstars in my blog. We are now on our fourth week.

She is the daughter of the late Master Rapper, The Man From Manila, Francis Magalona. While she looks like the female version of her father Francis M, don't let her facade fool you. Unlike her father who's famous for his song Mga Kababayan Ko, Fuxene is a barubal and famous for nothing. Like her mother, her big fat mouth sucks the life out of its victims. And did I mention that she's an Iyak Queen? Pa-cry cry pa, di naman bagay. By the way, she's also friends with Majadera and Hotdog Abrenica. Playing on the name and character of Maxene Magalona, please give a warm welcome to Fuxene Magalona (@fuxenemagalona).

ON COMING UP WITH A PARODY ACCOUNT...

Q: What made you decide to come up with a parody account?

Fuxene: I began scanning through parody accounts, and I realized na I can also be like them. I enjoy giving humor to people. And syempre, to meet new kalandians, ay. Sorry. Friends pala. HAHAHAHA.

Q: What is your edge over other parody accounts?

Fuxene: Hmm. Equality kasi ang peg ko e. Pantay-pantay lang dapat. Pero ang masasabi ko lang, pag may nagtweet sakin, sinasagot ko, kahit madalas e late, babad sa Facebook e. Charaught!

Q: Is it hard to maintain a parody account?

Fuxene: Kinda. Kasi minsan, nasasanay ako na Si Parody ang open sa Twitter, e yung personal account ko pala naka-open, ayun minsan nakapag-reply ako gamit real acc. Basag secret identity lang. HAHAHAHA.

Q: How do you separate your actual self from your alter ego?

Fuxene: What you see is what you get. I am what I am when I am Fuxene, just a lot more fierce and barubal. :P

Q: What word best describes you as a "parody account"?

Fuxene: BARUBAL. PRANGKA. TOTOO. BUANG. :D

HER PERSONAL VIEWS AND OPINIONS...

Q: Are you a Kapuso, a Kapamilya, or a Kapatid?

Fuxene: Either. J

Q: What is your favorite TV show?

Fuxene: Face to face. HAHAHAHA.

Q: Given a chance to meet a certain celebrity, who would it be?

Fuxene: John Lloyd! Mmmm. Malinamnam. *WINK.

Q: If you could date/marry someone from Philippine showbiz, who would it be? Why?

Fuxene: John Lloyd Cruz Why? Type ko sya. HAHAHA.

Q: What are your pet peeves? What makes you tick?

Fuxene: Yung mga pa-virgin. Yung feeling birhen Maria, pokpok naman. :D

Q: What is your view on the Cyber Crime Prevention Act?

Fuxene: Its bullshit. :P Srsly. Retroactive, unconstitutional. Thats how you describe it. Internet is the new diary now, so why oppress people from posting what they really feel? Bobo gumawa nyan. Peace! HAHAHA.

Q: What is your view on the RH Bill?

Fuxene: Im a pro-RH individual. Para sa mga parami ng parami wala naming datung. Para matigil din ang Child Labor. Dapat maisabatas to. J

HER LEGACY AND MESSAGE TO FANS & HATERS...

Q: Any message to your followers/fans?

Fuxene: I lalalalalalalalalooooooveyaaaaah. Keep in touch. Tweet me, Ill tweet you back. ;)

Q: What is your message to your bashers/haters?

Fuxene: I (Fu) Love (ck) You! =))))))))

Q: Should parody accounts continue to exist? Should they be banned?

Fuxene: Of course they should exist. =) Kami kaya ang pamalit kapag snobber ang peg ng mga pinaparody namin. Atleast, kung hindi man sagutin ng mga celeb tweets ng fans nila, kami papalit, kumbaga, pampalubag-loob. :P

Q: If you could ban a certain parody account on Twitter, who would it be? Why?

Fuxene: @DMajaderatoo at @HotdogAbrenica. Echusera yan e. HAHAHA. Joke. Mahal ko yang dalawang yan.

Q: Will you reveal your true identity before the world ends?

Fuxene: Yuz. Papa-eyeball ako, for parodies. AHAHAHA. ;)

Q: Will Twitter be the same without you?

Fuxene: Yes. Im no big individual. Im just here to bring laughs. J And I know, the world will never notice me If Ill be gone. *Tissue please, samahan mo na ng timba. :D

Q: Do you plan to open an account on Facebook or Google+ in the future?

Fuxene: Actually, I have. Both. Kaso personal account sya. If you want to have it just DM me. Ikaw lang ha? :D

Q: How do you want Twitterverse to remember you?

Fuxene: Ang barubal, prangka, at patawa nilang kapitbahay. :D Ay, maganda din pala. Chos!

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I personally would like to thank Fuxene Magalona for this once in a lifetime Q&A opportunity. More power

If you can't get enough of Fuxene Magalona, follow her on Twitter @fuxenemagalona.

Til then...

xoxo Nash

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